What else could be said about Butter 93 that is already said in this episode??? You're right! A lot. But I'll let you say it because I am scared! This is the start of SEASON 5???? 4 whole years down of talking sh*t and making up stuff that you listen to?? Crazy stuff! Anywho! Kozy is ill.... again... Still no baby Klee... shucks... Kris hates his movie choices lately, but that is kinda on him for choosing to watch them... Listen close to find out which ones he hates though, becuase they are surprising to most I think! Oh! Kozy goes the hardest anyone has ever seen in naming NHL goalies in one specific year. It is beyond insane! He can get some help from Producer Richie, but I don't think he really wants it after hearing some of the hints he gives! And the Butter Bois (I think producer Richie is the only one to call this trio that) assign each other MOVIE HOMEWORK!! You better smack the side of your tv and adjust those bunny ears to find out what movies these fellas choose to make each other watch! Well, we hope you enjoy this off the wall episode of There's No Fixin' The Butter, The Podcast version (like there is any other way to enjoy it)!!!

This is a heartbreaking synopsis of this episode... Real talk, Skuzz and Producer Richie lost a loved one... The Lottery ticket scratching, veering where he's looking while driving, "I got a job for you, it'll only take minutes" as you're walking out the door, the Senior to Richie's 3rd, and the Gpa at every sporting event no matter the weather passed away. Things will forever be different, but don't worry old man, someone will ride that johnny up and down the field for hours mowing even if it isn't used for sports, just for you! Gma is in good hands! We love you dearly no matter how mad you made anyone. There is a goofy story to tell about you daily! That's the way we will all remember you! The strong, stubborn, car on chains in the tree in the front yard, ramshackle shed full of old bike parts for bikes we dont have, ice cream eatin, goofy talkin, same glass of milk all day drinkin, kinda guy!

Now that's out of the way, Football, live hockey kinda, superbowl commercials from the past couple years, and Kozy's crazy draft rule game are things we actually cover in this episode! Pull up a chair, turn on the good tv sitting on the old tv that no longer works, and get to reading this sad, heartfelt, but still fun episode!

This Buttery smooth episode is extra smooth! Tragedy strikes with a second, yes a freakin second tree falling onto a dwelling... Moving on, I'm still mad... Kozy quizes Kris and Richie with the year 2006, for Richie it's 20 years ago, but for Kris it's 30, who has a better memory? Listen in to find out! And finally, the drafts you still do not want, well, there's one nightmares are made of, but you still wont want it! Anywho, the fellas each picked 3 categories to draft, but nobody knew what they were until we got to the segment! So watch with your eyes ajar to find out the categories and what we chose! And please tell me you look up some of the sh*t we say, because half the time even I (producer Richie) am lost!

Welcome back to another eventful Butter spread! Kozy gets very excited about some local hockey! The Butter Bois also do a little gift exchange! The catch, it had to be from Spencer's... You know the store. The one you wanted to go in all the time but your mom said you were too young and the stuff in that store was inappropriate. You know where you can buy stuff like T-shirts and metal trays and lava lamps and butt pl-... uh... I mean... The guys try to guess the top 5 grossing movies from like 1980 or something, all the way through 2025. It gets wild. Movies you think do great actually kinda stink... GET BETTER TASTE YOU BUM! I apologize for that outburst, all my movie choices suck! Anyway, enjoy this wonderful, sultry episode that is Butter 90!

Well look what we have here, another Butter slidin in super late! Well its been a time for the guys here at the Butter Joint, but were still doing it! Anyway, back before Christmas, we dove into some Game show hosts again! And with Christmas coming up in the near future in the past, we talked about some top selling gifts from 1980 all the way to 2024. EZ BAKE OVES WERE AMAZING. We hope you enjoy this almost 2 month late episode the way you enjoyed anything being cooked with a 25 watt light bulb! Well maybe more than that... Butter was never able to be fixed in an EZ Bake Oven! And neither can we! so here we go!

Welcome back to another salt filled episode of Butter. This episode goes off the rails, Kozy got sick again... Kris tells us about movies hes watched recently and FU****G hated! Kozy reads some movie synopsticles and Kris and Richie guess if its for 1 of 10 movies Kozy chose, or if they are for a different movie all together! The boys also assign each other Movie Homework! Tune in to find out what movies they have to watch! Listen all the way to the end, then go watch those movies and tune in to the next episode to find out if we are correct in our opinions about them! Oh I almost forgot, Kozy goes HARD naming hockey goalies from the 2005-2006 season. It is insane. Hope you enjoy!

This Episode gets weird... The fellas switch things up a bit... Lots of conversation, less games. Anyway, I know 9 digit daddy caught your fingertips! Feel around and find out what happened! Thanksgiving, bleh. Moving on. MORE SOUNDS! Can you name the sounds from the show without seeing them? There's more that we discuss but lets get to the mainstage! VARIETY. The magazine! Top 100 Comedy movies of all time! Find out if Richie knows more than 6... Enjoy!

Well what do you know, the boys get back to some good ole fashioned guessing games! Can Skuzzy name the sound? Can you guess the sound Skuzzy is guessing? We'll soon find out! Condiments. Yep, there's a poll for everything including condiments. Do you agree with what you hear later? Preemptively agree with me. It's wrong. That's the worst serious discussion the girls have never learned. Now make the words opposite! That's the best fun game the boys have! Yikes its tough! Listen close and enjoy another Butter smothered episode!

Yeah yeah yeah, I get it. Production budget is very low. So you're stuck with me! Anyway, Matt A... Care to explain yourself...? No...? We thought not! Moving on, The Butter Boys talk Halloween and the NFL. We also get into some sounds we all love from anywhere and everything. Like typing on a keyboard. Who doesn't love a clickity clacking keyboard? Oh yeah, copyrights make things difficult sometime... but have no fear, its all clear! The meat and taters of the show is volume two of our chat gpt dating game! Can you guess who we are before we do? Me either! Crank that volume up and let our cringy voices fill the air wherever you're listening from! Enjoy!

This episode is brought to you by Producer Richie feeling horrible that he slacked so much.. As of this moment, you are no longer missing any Butters, unless you stop listening for ever, then you will miss all the Butters to come. This episode is filled to the brim with lots and lots and lots of bands that are "And The" bands. Tom Petty AND THE Heartbreakers, Florence AND THE Machine, you get it! There are literally just so many of them... And Kozy's Top 20 foods and snacks from Yougov dot something... they gotta learn to poll better. Let our Butter pour all over you while you figure out what we mean by that... Hope you enjoy!