IPCookieMonster has been a kinky pansexual polyamorous pagan freak for several years, and has written extensively about her deliciously deviant lifestyle on FetLife and her blog, slutphd.com. In the “vanilla” world, she has one of the best jobs ever: she’s a professor of sociology who studies the BDSM scene. In the “chocolate” world, she’s a founding member of the firespinning troupe Hubris, and an occasional pole-dancing burlesque performer. When not trying to find polite academic ways to talk about “fucking women with a baseball bat,” flinging fire around her head, or taking off her clothes while hanging upside down naked from a pole, she’s been… researching… ways to have awesome switchy sex with lots of people and explain her results to others. You know, for science!