We're all getting older, but the boys are at that stage where they're starting to notice it. And they don't like it. This week they implant magnets in their hands, correct their terrible posture, disguise themselves to escape youths, allow themselves feel (finally), and explain away their inability to be up to date on hip lingo... all in an attempt to stave off the inevitable.

Talking Points:

• New America is at war! (00:00)
• Tennis balls and internets! (06:56)
• Brain slugs! (10:10)
• Hand upgrades! (13:52)
• Overexertion! (20:42)
• Learning to feel! (26:11)
• Dress the part! (32:20)
• Outdated lingo! (38:39)
• You're so fragile! (43:04)
• New diet! (55:15)
• Imposter signal! (59:00)

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