October is over, meaning Mayhem Month has passed. All of the year's weirdness is behind us, everything is back to normal now. It's dark outside at 5 but it's 80 degrees. I'm sure it's all good going forward! The actual biggest change around here in October was that I bought my cat a new litter box. It was time anyway, but his strange habit of shitting up the sides of the box kinda forced by hand. The inside looked like a really gnarly Jackson Pollock painting. This one is the biggest size I could find and it's diamond-shaped to better fit him, because, as well-established, he's a big fat guy. Another bit of strangeness is that I just grabbed the box of Kellogg's "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" branded cereal to munch on a few handfuls while I did this, and despite it being a cereal with marshmallows, I barely got any when I reached in there. Some treachery is afoot in this place.

This week, it's a two man pod, with JackJohn on the mend for reasons laid out in the episode. We start with a Guy News Roundup, as there has been a lot of wild shit going on. Then, a zany two-pack of Guys, featuring a doctor's wild theory behind his huge collection of mysterious carved stones, and the truth behind a prolific Hollywood director with no public persona.

Dr. Javier Cabrera Darquea- 31:48

Alan Smithee- 1:06:00