If a movie makes less sense than Horror House on Highway Five… we know we’re in trouble. Grab your arsenic-laced prune juice because this week we’re talking Troma’s SPLATTER UNIVERSITY! Directed by Richard W. Haines, Splatter University is very loosely about new Professor Julie Parker who arrives to her new position with a history of murder. Then her Sociology students start getting stabbed to death. Why? Ummm… maybe sinning or something? Forbes Riley really does her best with what she’s given as Julie and Kathy LaCommare as one of her students Kathy was also a standout… but the plot is virtually non-existent. There’s a weird narrative about reproductive rights and safe sex strung throughout, some of the biggest asshole characters we’ve talked about and an infuriating ending. Are you seeing Mark?