The party finishes preparing for their trip into the Shardlands.
Yeah, that’s a d10
I need to come up with a way, in 25 words or less, to convince him to give me the recipe for drow sleeping draught.Don’t make that sandwich. I think it’s a bomb.You know gelatinous cubes? One of those you can eat, and it tastes like fruit.You put the ketamine in the turkey! It’s like a pill pocket!It’s a giraffe hobgoblinThey’re fancy! They’re from rich, vampire fucks!You know friend?
Yeah! About yea big? Pretty good at arm wrestling…
You also made jokes about Sol dating Mr X.
That’s not a joke. That’s a plan.
This is my whispered guess into the microphone.