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  • Episode Seventy-five: Oh Rats

    May 25, 2022

    ZxZk gives Qixi some information on dream infiltration, Iolanda gets a haircut, Calree has a confusing conversation with Balas Tawn, and the other two try to stop the Order from spreading shit

    • She smells like piss?
  • We’re DONE stop recording! That’s all we need
  • That’s why she’s so popular.
    • Because she smells like pizza?!?
  • Can always dream?
    • No, I can work hard and obtain what I want.
  • That was a pun there. You’re welcome.
  • Demons have winter’s light company parties
  • You! Shenanigy-anne
  • You’re the more responsible of the two of us
    • Am I? Yeah, yeah I am.
  • This is my stirring quill
  • Do you get something from this? It feels weird.
  • The sandstorm was right outside bitch!
  • That’s a fucked up story, but you like it so I like it
  • Is anyone else supremely uncomfortable with just how familiar Iolanda is with very dangerous people?
  • It’s a rat battle!
  • INSECT PEOPLE WANTING TO FUCK PLANTS
    • 3 hr 3 min
  • Episode Seventy-four: Cards Dealt

    April 25, 2022

     Plainswalker babysits, Iolanda shares moments with Cyrel, and everyone else plays cards

    • I feel like I have to go back on this plan because I can’t. I just can’t make Iolanda sad.
  • Listen, we’re not going to teach the children ACAB, okay?
  • It’s the first half of the sex number
  • That was implied. I learned that word from Qixi!
  • Wow. Straight to the T word. Okay.
  • I mean, he’s batshit crazy, but aren’t we all?
  • If I sound like that in 40 years just shoot me.
    • 1 hr 42 min
  • Episode Seventy-three: Back in Touch

    April 18, 2022

    The party finishes their cruise and goes to see an old acquaintance.

    • You shouldn’t be on fire around gasoline!
  • Are you mythbusting your own religion?
  • Am I going to see something?!?!
  • Just gently titpats herself
  • Or you turn your back to the gods and i can teach you how to do chin ups
  • I made a statue naked today.
  • Assorted babies!
  • It’s a gnomkia
  • Are you thinking of proposing to Mina?
    • NOOO
    Insight check.
  • The nice thing about people like us is that you can fine other things to believe in.
    • 2 hr 35 min
  • Episode Seventy-two: Feel That Tingle

    April 11, 2022

    The party tries to complete their mission to change a statue, but there are complications.

     

    Quotes:

    • That’s my bag of sac holding.
  • Why don’t wizards farm?
  • Cone of Nope.
  • We know just enough of the rules to bring it to the table as a negotiation.
  • The bones of the earth, cracking their joints
  • If you can drop your weapon you can drop your pants!
  • Fuck the gods. I will give you a tingle.
  • Anybody wanna jump off a cliff looking at these two?
    • 40 min
  • Episode Seventy-one: Come of Arlene

    April 04, 2022

    The party takes a day cruise to the statue they need to modify.


    Quotes:

    • This doesn’t taste like a chicken or a pea
  • I’m just gonna trust you guys to not know what you’re talking about
  • When we’re talking about clucky sometimes I tune out a little bit.
    • Why?
    He just looks so tasty…
  • Statistically speaking your last meal is probably going to be jerky.
  • What about what I said says that?
  • No need to double down if you’re already tripling down!
  • You forgot your own prank!
  • Calree we don’t gotta talk.
  • It’s liquid.
    • It’s LAVA!
  • The Order of the Rising Dawn ain’t shit.
  • Iolanda! Throw money at the problem again!
    • 2 hr 11 min
  • Episode Seventy: Sir Jeebus

    March 28, 2022

    The party investigates the mysterious digging in Brzara's warehouse.

    Quotes:

    • I thought you do my laundry
    No!
  • I’ve never heard of an eyebrow toupee before
  • If you make me eat poop, I will turn you into a slug.
    • Me too and I don’t even know that spell.
  • ZxZk if you kill my rat I’m gonna kill you.
  • You think we should break that thing moving boxes?
    • The crane?
    No, a crane is a bird.
  • Leave him one pen, but there’s no ink in it.
  • It’s not actually rum raisin, it’s rum and anxiety
  • This don’t taste like a chicken or a pea.
    • 3 hr 18 min
  • Episode Sixty-Nine: Missions From Gods

    March 21, 2022

    The party receives more quests in the form of dreams!

     

    Quotes:

    • Iolanda is introducing Calree to the concept of spoofing a phone number
  • You personally trust her, and she’s fucking a criminal so…
  • Thundertwerk!
  • Criallto doesn’t give a shit
  • Who’s gonna pull pranks with me and be my best friend?
  • I don’t really know what the word means, so you’re probably right.
  • I tried to take a book away from her and she growled at me.
  • I sweep these motherf*cking floors every day…
  • I’m gonna need a sound clip of that.
  • You… did not say my name
    • I’m pretty sure I said son of a bitch at one point that night.
  • The only thing that matters is that I’m right
  • There are poisons that go deep enough that they can not be cured.
    • That’s not the way…the spell is listed.
  • That guy…
    • Did you call him a bitch?
    Yeah…
    Good.
  • Some of these popsicle sticks were sucked on by nearly a god!
    • 3 hr 9 min
  • Episode Sixty-eight: Dig Deep

    March 14, 2021

    The party continues to work on the play and get an update from Hiram on what the Order is up to.

    Quotes:

    • Who is the bisexual woman?
  • I don’t think that’s the proper use of the word prank, but okay.
  • You could never go into a portable hole
    • You could never masturbate.
  • Honey, I’m a succubus. Disgusting is still tasty.
  • That’s like a really big compliment from Plainswalker that none of us heard.
  • “Yes that’s my name!” She just awkwardly shifts away.
  • That’s alot of smiles…
    • Nat one!
  • You are contractually obligated to smite on a crit
  • Oh right, I forgot she’s your sister.
  • I think it was to make a name for herself
    • Just pick a name! I do it all the time!
  • He’s not a magician!
  • Maybe we should just-
    • Kill?
    I was going to say kidnap! And relocate!
    2 hr 24 min
  • Session Sixty-seven: Genital Networking

    Feb. 28, 2022

    The party finishes up at the party and goes home, Armmina is visited by a demon in her dreams.

    Quotes:

    Feb 28, 2022: Genital Networking 

    • Should I also be networking with my…genitals?
  • Why are those letters there? Who put those there? And it was me.
  • What could a scheming demon possibly get up to in seven days?
  • I was sort of expecting a full on sex ramage through the city, so i think harrassing Iolanda for a few hours is probably a little less detrimental than that.
  • I’m talking about you go away.
  • Character-wise you threw this baton to me, absolutely he’s picking it up, but Sarah.
  • I’m sore, I’m tired, I don’t know what’s going on.
  • I’m not going to defy any of her orders, unless she decides to be a bitch about something.
  • Cowboy angel! Cowboy angel! Cowboy Angel!
  • I can’t pass two persuasion checks in a row!
    • 2 hr 13 min

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