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November 15, 2021Episode Fifty-three: Intellectual Feathers
August 23, 2021
The party gets distracted setting up an unlikely pair and then plans for their heist into Marna's apartment.
Quotes:
Give me ample time to calculate the time difference between these two planes
How do you intellectual a feather?
Heaven Savings Time? Is that a thing?
Time is a construct
Do you want to date a feather?
Wonder twin powers activate!!!!
I have been told that’s called a brain
I’m hungry all the time
HEy! Hey ANGELS! Guess what? Your mum’s a bitch
Don’t worry Chris, we’ll “Take care” of Marna.
Some people have ugly souls
Do you want to arm wrestle
2 hr 24 min
November 02, 2021Episode Fifty-two: Things Aren‘t People
August 16, 2021
The party tries to sort out other people's problems. Plainswalker discusses life with a love interest, while the rest of the party tries to wrangle a baby.
Quotes:
He’s not my brother.
No, he’s the same person!
Goodbye! Thanks for not killing us!
Tidepod challenge? It’s very easy to eat them! They're quite small.
New York, home of the croissant.
You can punch ghosts?
Yes! But it’s difficult, but so rewarding
I ain’t gonna sit on you Calree
What’s a party?
…oh no.
I’m just sitting here thoroughly amused that y’all both forgot I’ve got prest-a-digi-fucking-tation
How many students peed on your head?
You don’t chew the food? I thought that’s what makes it different from drink.
She’s got a fucking point.
This baby’s first word is gonna be fuck.
Now you won’t stink you stupid baby.
Calree’s like, “I don’t know how straight people work!”
Get abducted with us
3 hr 49 min
October 11, 2021Episode Fifty-one: In Your Head
Aug. 09, 2021
The party confronts Dr. Otto about his practice.

Maia's mic didn't work this session. We did what we could, but sorry for oddness.

We will be taking a brief upload hiatus until November 1st. See you in two weeks!

Quotes:
I wanna see if this guy’s gonna throw down if we harass him. It’s not gonna stop me.
To quote Qixi, “The word beige.”
He’s a weeb!
Being angry is bad, right?
No.
I am trying to get him to hug.
...is the most disgusting form of deceit I’ve seen.
I feel like scooby doo right now
No offense to warthog people. Are there any here I can’t see?
When you think stuff does it hurt?
There’s a lizard in my brain?!?
You don’t believe in lizards at all?
I’m gonna roll a persuasion check for puppy dog eyes
I’m not a bedmaker
Matt has not yet clued in to the fact that this was his character from a one shot.
1 hr 44 min
October 04, 2021Episode Fifty: Dreams and Other Oddities
July 26, 2021
The party tries to harass a Doctor, but they need to get past his secretary first.

Quotes:
Gods don’t bleed… bitch.
Let’s cut a bitch and prove he’s not a god!
Undoing things with you guys is difficult.
Gods can’t untie knots.
Magic school bus y’all!
Mushrooms are full of soldiers.
I just created a religion bitch.
Are those orphans… okay?
I do dumb shit guys!
How can you have children with a dick that small?
Brain Fuck!
Be more selfish Iolanda!
Did you just prank me… for years?
Lemons are pointy?
Look, just go in and see the quack.
My thighs are much larger than yours.
2 hr 51 min
September 27, 2021Episode Forty-nine: Taking a Chill Pill
July 20, 2021
The party tries to take their minds off of their encounter with Mr X.

Quotes: It's been a while and Maia forgot to take any down, so you only get the two I remember.
Does anybody wanna fight....then maybe kiss a little?
I'm here for fighting, the kissing is optional.
How optional?
2 hr 1 min
September 20, 2021Episode Forty-eight: Hostage
July 12, 2021
The party brings back their prisoner, but hits a large roadblock.

Quotes:
This desk, was there a bowl on it? Little, red, clay bowl?
*In unison* Was there?
You ever heard of a cockatrice?
I’ve heard of the first part of that word.
We charge nothing for our services usually.
Yeah…..
Plainswalker’s gonna kiss him. Threatening’s not working!
People don’t wanna thing, Qixi, it’s hard!
I also look like I’m carved out of ivory, thank you very much.
Bezzal’s crown got mad at it.
Why do you talk to your sword, Iolanda?
Calree, your butt gets hot.
He’s 20 feet tall?!? I missed that part of the description!
That’s a dumb sentence.
How can I be smarter than I am?
You gotta hit high guys!
Guys? You are the only one attacking.
That’s weird Iolanda.
Why did you do that, Iolanda?
Tala why are you getting yourself involved with people?
3 hr 7 min
September 13, 2021Episode Forty-seven: Failing Upward
July 5, 2021 Pt 2
The party "frees" a prisoner for Mr X.

Quotes:
You never plan or read your spells for the thing we’ve been planning for over a month both in and out of character?
That’s a gnome!
No, it's a dwarf. Look at how much bigger it is than the other minis.
It’s regular Amkarak wear. Pointy hats and all.
They’re the finest apples this side of Sal Al Marice.
Roll me a nat20
They’re going to think that this poor guy is going crazy because of the shardlands.
Shit! Our horses are gone!
Gnolls ate our horses!
I just rolled two nat 1’s. I get advantage on initiative.
I don’t want to roll I’ve been having poopy rolls.
Do you know that place?
Yeah, it’s got the stone usses out front.
Gnolls! Get em!
NO! LEAVE THEM TO DIE!
We are going to kill horses with the amounts of apples we need to buy.
This is fine, this is fine, this is fine!
CAUGHT BY THE BEAR TRAP.
2 hr 27 min
September 06, 2021Episode Forty-six: Maybe Murder
July 5, 2021 PT 1
Qixi’s paranoia continues, Calree officially becomes the smartest person in the group this session.

Quotes:
Fuck off, right now, get out of here.
Who’s someone else at the table?
It’s fine, I have a backup character!
"I refuse to edit this session.” - Jasmine… who edited this session
I was prepared this time!
Hungry hungry gnolls.
What does ant meat taste like?
Know who you are Matt.
Literally everything is suspicious, including Iolanda’s cleavage.
Everybody likes a can of snakes right?
"I don’t want to make anybody feel bad…”
“Aww… that felt good.”
Zk, I gotta go, I have stuff to do with destroying a cult and freeing some guy from the police.
I’m going to turn you into an ant with thumbs.
I’m not sure I deserve an apple.
I would never become a vigilante that would go around killing cops.
1 hr 33 min
August 30, 2021Episode Forty-five: Alas, Poor Antony
June 21, 2021 Pt. 2
The party fights gnolls and the desert before continuing toward their heist.
Quotes:
*Far too many ant puns*
I really hope the wizard doesn’t go crazy before our mission.
Roll initiative
Fusing it into a dark glass….that shrieks.
I do not want to arouse the sand.
It’s how the world works, everyone is against us, including us.
She’s smote before!
I got in a slough.
I as a player sortof expected it because you’re paranoid and insane.
You boop the snoot!
Which is a pass
Sure it is.
I give you inspiration because this is the second time you’ve nat twentied an object that’s doing nothing.
You do 15 damage to sand (
2 hr 23 min
August 23, 2021Episode Forty-four: Best Laid Plans
June 21, 2021
The party finishes preparing for their trip into the Shardlands.

Quotes:
It’s shaped like a UFO
Yeah, that’s a d10
I need to come up with a way, in 25 words or less, to convince him to give me the recipe for drow sleeping draught.
Don’t make that sandwich. I think it’s a bomb.
You know gelatinous cubes? One of those you can eat, and it tastes like fruit.
You put the ketamine in the turkey! It’s like a pill pocket!
It’s a giraffe hobgoblin
They’re fancy! They’re from rich, vampire fucks!
You know friend?
Yeah! About yea big? Pretty good at arm wrestling…
You also made jokes about Sol dating Mr X.
That’s not a joke. That’s a plan.
This is my whispered guess into the microphone.
1 hr 15 min

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