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May 08, 2022Episode Sixty-six: Sausage Party
Feb 21, 2022
The party summons a demon for rich people and then they all try to enjoy the party.
Quotes:
What do you think a pig’s tail is made of?
What’s your girlfriend’s name that has an ear fetish?
I’m tiny, what do you expect from me?
I am the lost daughter Anastatia.
They’re a trust fund kid driving their Ferrari at 200 miles an hour.
2 hr 21 min
May 01, 2022Episode Sixty-five: Lights out!
Feb 14, 2022
The party processes what Armmina learned and then tries to go to sleep, but they're met with an unexpected surprise.

Quotes:
Any character at this table, at any time, can be played by Danny DeVito
Who do they work for?
Who do I work for?
Iolanda.
Catch these dreams, motherfucker!
Never know when fortune is going to drop in on you!
I assumed you would have clothes the next time you chose to do so.
Flaccid if you will.
I won’t, in fact.
Fuck you Elliot.
Can I roll insight on my fire?
Both the lights have gone out. Please change the lightbulb.
When Filomellionar reopens his DMs he’s gonna get slaughtered.
All of our toxic traits are coming out this session.
Calree is channeling her own mother right now and she will hate it as soon as she realizes it.
The shoulder pads on this power suit, man- she-
You weren’t even close to saying moon.
If I see any slugs I will step on them.
2 hr 40 min
April 24, 2022Episode Sixty-four: Of Dreams and Nightmares
The group sends Armmina into Mirdan Esto's dreams, but find that she isn't the only one facing danger.
Quotes:
That’s the safe word: bubblegum
You say a lot of words that have no meaning to me and I just kinda roll with it.
I don’t plan on putting my faith in her, I plan on putting my dick in her.
I was going to say use your powers for good, but I know you’re not going to do that so…pick your battles.
No, no, we’re not talking about the stack
So if we’re talking about the stack
Noooooo, we’re talking about the stack.
Armmina says to get a drink with the boys, because we’re doing things. Nothing suspicious.
This ritual has Clucky in it. You can’t trust it!
This just in: angry woman burns down Crialto temple!
Just stir the risotto every three minutes. I am a literal demon. Yeah, well, don’t burn the rice, literal demon!
Not in my house!
I believed in you. Obviously I was wrong.
3 hr 16 min
April 17, 2022Episode Sixty-three: Signed in Ink
Jan, 31, 2022
The party makes a deal with Riiyzbth, trying to summon a "friendly" demon.

Quotes:
We all made that sound with different facial expressions
He gets in the mug like a hot tub
You’re supposed to be a father figure here!
I got a 15 for ways you can emotionally abuse…
It’s eight in the morning….
If Plainswalker knew what a suppository was he’d be suggesting you try it on Zxzk
Do we know mold earth when we’re earthworms?
Is she in jammies?
Rolled a 19 for immediately falling in love with her
Are you sure he’s not a dream?
Girl, I know you’re dumb but you know what spiders are.
What’s a zebra?
It’s like a horse that decided to get fancy
How blood works? Well it’s like orange juice except instead of an orange it’s you.
1 hr 48 min
April 10, 2022Episode Sixty-two: Cheer Camp Drop-outs
Jan. 24, 2020
The party scatters and learns various things in the city. Calree goes undercover, Plainswalker gets a new ambition, and the party gets a new member....

Quotes:
Just like fanfic of the bible is better than the bible
He’s the healthiest corpse I’ve ever seen.
You’re just begging to get burned by a devil if you say that.
You have the most things out of anyone
And the worst memory
That’s a 17 on deception
And we aren’t there to burst out laughing at that bold faced lie.
Clucky would love to be in a cock fighting ring!
The previous winner won on a 17 out of a 16 number grid.
If you put the numbers back to back that’s a 25.
It is only legally defined as slashing damage
She said he was the only one to pass her tests
Tests being murder…
I just love jumping jacks
How would you feel about him being punted?
I don’t mind it.
2 hr 33 min
March 28, 2022Episode Sixty-one: Catch This
November 22, 2021
The party checks in at Calbarro and Iolanda gets her script. The rest of the party finds out what they can do to help.
Quotes:
So you can be bought so easily can you, interim GM?
I’m so hilarious all the time that I can’t always remember
Too smart! Too smart! Moron idiots are doing this!
She rolled a 17. I don’t know what that means because I didn’t decide beforehand.
Who wants demon steak for dinner?
I’m very proud of you
That’s weird.
I just run a kabob shop!
You’re doing a real good job
Dragging out a word that has two syllables does not make it two words
Is she coming in too?
Once she stops being a big monster.
Lucy just bloodied Iolanda, again.
That’s a top quality butt sex joke.
Can’t do it nonverbally, gonna scream.
I am darkness
Alright.
Let me do my spitball
No, you spit!
Over Iolanda’s shoulder. What’s your height?
Under Iolanda’s shoulder.
Not with papa Plainswalker around!
2 hr 25 min
March 21, 2022Episode Sixty: Sky Mommy & Bone Daddy
November 08, 2021
The party finishes their fight, and discovers something about themselves along the way.
Quotes:
No shirt, lots of dirt!
Qixi chose the best option. She doesn’t have to be subjected to poetry anymore
That’s a good catch- argh!
Wait! No!
Did she catch it with her boobs of missile catching?
If I fall asleep here I’ll wake up with no pants and dicks drawn on my face.
Calree will have done that.
You healed and I’m proud of you
It’s less of an attack and more of a mating dance
Eleven doesn’t hit your AC if you’re naked on stage.
He’ll go down however you want
You’re in the timeout square
I have a punch card!
When you die, can I take your eyepatch?
Please don’t buff our enemies in the middle of combat, even if they’re hot.
Qixi! Drop it!
2 hr 48 min
March 14, 2022Episode Fifty-nine: False Start
October 18, 2022
The group has trouble getting back into the swing of things after a small break from playing, but it's still a good time.

Quotes:
Quick! Someone introduce yourself! He will keep talking as long as someone is laughing, and Jas is gone.
Halflings have hairy feet, but I don’t think they have hair anywhere else. I googled it.
We are decidedly fuckups
Like a giant vagina?
We don’t fuck with poets
1 hr
February 28, 2022Episode Fifty-eight: We All Have Flesh Envelopes
October 04, 2021
The party continues to weather the magical sandstorm blowing through the streets of Am-karrak.

Quotes:
Armmina, they’re playing your song.
It’s only undiagnosed because you missed your final appointment to get it diagnosed. You forgot.
Are there any battle ready corpses in the area?
The sand was really scared for 6 seconds.
JERRY WHERE’S THE SAND?
DESTROY THE CHILD.
Someone in a tavern somewhere wants a drink!
It hurts inside your skull brain, that’s the top of your flesh envelope.
A little to the left?
I would like to cast shade? It’s a free action, unless you’re a bard.
I whispered to Matt "MOVE ARMMINA AWAY FROM ME."
PORCELAIN JIZZ
YOU SLEPT WITH 50% of HIS GIRLFRIENDS!
I open the flesh envelope, and a skeleton appears.
What happens to an envelope after you take the letter out?
3 hr 8 min
February 14, 2022Episode Fifty-seven: Fighters on the Storm
September 27, 2021
The party tries to survive a sandstorm that brings more than its fair share of troubles.
Quotes:
Shut Jared up before he does something that gets him in jail again!
I'll help with the prank!
Fifteen? It’s better than a nine
Mathematically, yes.
Just for the readers at home
And for me, because I did not do my homework
Those bells are a bit loud, aren’t they, mum?
Yeah, I’ll see ya tomorrow.
Nooo!
To describe Iolanda in a word, willing would not be inaccurate.
Ex-fucking-scuz-you?
The horse broke its moorings.
Wait, are you rolling at advantage? Why are you rolling at advantage?
…because you just said I could?
I will cosplay as the eyeball and get stabbed with a spear 100%..... My wife is looking very much in concern right now.
Will Wheaton exists, guys!
2 hr 40 min

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