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August 09, 2021Episode Forty-three: Finding Religion
June 14, 2021
The party goes their separate ways for a short downtime. Calree tails Hiram, Qixi investigates new spells and the shardlands, Iolanda talks to everyone, Armmina finds religion and has a date.
TW: Parent trauma, baby death (Hypothetical)
Quotes:
You remember those random innkeepers that our cats are named after?
I want to wait outside the bathroom.
You’re better at following than lying.
I almost said the DC in that.
There’s always fancier hats.
The step did it, like it’s okay until you move back out of range
Wet willie his hand?
What exactly are you trying to do with this blood?
Insight! 9!
Ghosts have blood?
He doesn’t want to see just any bimbo wrestle in jello, he wants to see THIS bimbo wrestle in jello!
She got distracted by Oath stuff and forgot what they were talking about.
The dick becomes a heart
3 hr 28 min
August 02, 2021Session Forty-two: We're Not Ready For This
June 07, 2021
The party tries to plan out their heist.

Quotes:
“Well, why don’t we just do one thing at a time, because I can only focus on so many things at once.”
“Snitches get stitches.”
“It’s fine we won’t get caught.”
“I am a master of disguise.”
“Everybody has seen me as a girl, everybody has seen a lot of me as a girl.”
“She’s learning to come to her name though!”
“Yeah I’m sure she is.”
“Wanna grind out a level real fast?”
“It goes without saying but Iolanda would also like to flirt in her downtime.”
41 min
July 26, 2021Episode Forty-one: Hard Conversations
June 07, 2021
The party splits up for some downtime.
Quotes:
“Do not go breaking laws willy and or nilly.”
“I would never--” “You’re still in zone of truth.” “--I would!”
“Where’d I get this crushed bell?”
“Do you have a note keeping section for your deals?”
“Jared almost did a spit take!”
“Mira’s old and doesn’t understand play.”
“Sarah looks indignant that her body would allow herself to get hurt.”
“I thought you already slept with someone in this city, y’know the prostitute?”
“Oh, well that was a business transaction.”
“Have a goooood night.”
“I wish you both well on your performances!”
“Now I have all the time in the world, strangely enough.”
“I know when I’m being lied to.”
“That was Jasmine saying no, not Calree.”
“It’s not the only back door I’ve been let in today.”
“Do you know anywhere that serves a lot of meat?”
“I’ve never had anyone say it’s small…”
“Oh no! Not the shrimp shits!”
“She full on killed first level Qixi.”
“This city doesn’t have beds that can hold up to a fucking barbarian?”
“There’s no beds in the forest, they don’t just grow on bed trees.”
“When the idiot sound pedantic.”
“Also you can stop making me cry whenever you want.”
2 hr 34 min
July 19, 2021Episode Forty: Down and Dirty
May 31, 2021
The party finishes their pit matches and then go into the night.

Quotes:
May 31, 2021:
You’ll find that a 9 is less than ten.
It’s not a pick-up line, it’s an explanation! That’s just what her voice sounds like!
Damnit, I thought I was flirting with a hot chick and now I’m getting lessons in meteorology.
Jasmine’s quoteline is, “I don’t want to kinkshame, but ew.”
I paid for blood
You’re not gonna octopus me?
Is this trash talk?
It’s trivia talk, it’s better!
This is fun. You guys are using all your spell slots on carnival games.
Rosé it goes with nut shots
I know that no one has said that before, but it slipped out of my mouth before I could stop it.
Maybe it’s not you that needs to change, maybe it’s the environment.
Congrats, Calree, your mentor has seen your tits.
3 hr 17 min
July 12, 2021Episode Thirty-nine: Octopus Bikini
May 24, 2021
The party goes to fight at Mortisa Bare'em!
Quotes:
“I love pickled beets.”
“You’re probably better qualified to be a Police Officer than 99.9% of Police Officers”
“There’s a song about the names of the Province’s and what they are from left to right”
“That’s not hard to remember, there’s ONLY 10 of them.”
“All of the cops that we’ve dealt with are dwarves.”
“Also, the bathroom in there has GOLD GLITTER.”
“They’re just smoking the… whatever in the woods… somewhere?”
“They’re HIGH ELVES.”
“Robin’s FACE!!”
“My microphone was ON THE FLOOR!”
“THUNDERDOME!”
“Strip laser tag!”
“The cubbies are quite sizable, like a morgue, you could fit bodies in these cubbies.”
“She doesn’t have a navel, she has a navel orange.”
“He can keep up with his hands in his pockets, oh my god, she’s going to kill me.”
“I…uh… dub thee Thunderclap?”
“You could be t--t-the INFERNAL LEGACY. ROSE COLOURED INFERNO.”
“When he heals someone… when he uses his healing touch… he needs to kiss your feet?”
“I mean, I guess I just created my first character, and I wanted to be something weird, so… I made a Human Fighter.”
“It’s been in his mouth… has it been washed?”
“Well... it was in his mouth that counts as cleaning right?”
“I CAN REROLL ONES!!!!”
“Do you think she was flirting with me to distract me?”
“He might have to get creative if he were to fuck a gnome.”
“There isn’t a point where more magic is a bad thing.”
“He’s a Delf right?” silence… “A Dwarf Elf?”
“My Octopus beak is NAKED!”
“Now he’s into tentacle porn.”
3 hr 7 min
July 06, 2021Episode Thirty-eight: Cat and Mouse
May 17, 2021
May 17, 2021: Cat and Mouse
The party makes deals with the kingpin Mr. X, sinking further into Am-karrak's underbelly.
TW: infant death mention - hypothetical
If we agree to this, and we get caught, we’re on the shitlist of the Guardsmiths.
If I hold the mic up, they can see my mouthing words.
Iolanda is also fine with torture.
Have I seen the picnic biters?
Since it hasn’t been mentioned this session: a ten is a pass.
You can assume that there is always spit on Plainswalker’s hand
I deeply enjoy disrespecting magic.
It’s canon now, Qixi counts cards.
I rolled an 18, on insight, on the love question.
1 hr 52 min
June 28, 2021Episode Thirty-seven: A Delicate Dance
May 10, 2021
Iolanda performs for a secret organization, while the party runs into troubles of their own.....

Quotes:
Calree’s fighting the narrator now.
I feel like Calree’s pranks have taken a turn…
A turn for the murderous.
Audience participation! Nevermind, it’s a bad idea.
I’m not good at it!
We can’t just get a free clip of someone clapping and edit that in?
Thanks for the wink everyone. Just one at a time, all around the table.
I didn’t know that pastries would figure so heavily in this episode!
I have a knife, and a will to take slashing damage.
You’re doing a great job, but I just think we should hand over GMing to the pastry chef.
Moral of the story: keep Calree busy.
Cats like cream, cats like mice, put your hands together.
You want a demon I can give you a demon, but you won’t like it.
Why am I under a sheet?
Ah, umm...I’m not gonna explain capitalism to you.
Fuck you for putting the image of wool underwear in my head.
2 hr 52 min
June 21, 2021Episode Thirty-six: Calamity at Calbarro
May 03, 2021
The party supports Iolanda as she repeatedly gets naked.

Quotes:
Am I carrying you one on each shoulder? Or, are we like, stacked?
I’m pretty sure “amok,” is how you run?
Hey, I have modifiers to perception too! They’re negative, but I’ve got em.
If you wanted to control how we advertised, you should have been here.
My whole tactic for fitting Iolanda is to buy stretchy fabrics
That’s the high int character!
It’s okay, we probably won’t end up fighting anyone after dealing with the shady organization.
She got real scared of chickens, I aint’ sure she’s gonna like you as much as a ghost.
What weapons are people bringing to a public establishment?
I have a lot of bones I have fewer balls….
*seething whisper* whoever is editing this episode, know that we are all uncomfortable.
There’s no reason for us to not go have a drink! *noise of frustration*
Can I start a chant?
What do you do with your heart after it’s felt?
Okay.
You guys let the two sentimental ones get into a fake relationship with each other…
I’m very proud of myself for not making any faces.
Can we get back to stripping?
I hate that I have never had issues with revolving doors and now that you have mentioned it…
Do you wanna be a triceratops?
Yes. Yes I do.
We’re either having a nice, quiet evening, or I’m gonna Motley Crew this bitch.
Don’t scratch the floors!
Can you scratch marble?
I dunno, all of my houses were made out of, like, dirt.
2 hr 51 min
June 15, 2021 Episode Thirty-five: Intrigue and Tattoos
April 26, 2021
The party meets with a PI about their struggles, then finds a tattoo parlor. None of them are ready for what's waiting for them when they return from their errands.

No quotes! We're funny, but our editor was tired.
2 hr 51 min
June 07, 2021Session Thirty-four: El Nudo
April 19, 2021
The party wakes up form strange dreams and discusses their disagreements from the night before, along with some new developments.

Quotes:
Can Everybody be in the mafia? Then what are they mafia...ing?
There she is.
That’s so much worse than fucking a horse!
Yes, please just fuck a horse.
All we’ve seen manifest Motherf*cker is blowing up your own followers
Iolanda posts a divine twitter post like, “I really wish I had someone to talk to…”
You saw it with your sight? Alright, you know that sentence sounds a little weird, right? That’s like saying, “I heard it with my hearing.”
Good morning! Oh… I’ve forgotten all of your names.
Why would you proxy through Virginia?
Can I roll a check to see if Plainswalker can...think?
Why would you want to take your clothes off in front of someone who reminds you of your mother?
2 hr 8 min

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