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Episode Thirty-six: Calamity at Calbarro

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May 03, 2021

The party supports Iolanda as she repeatedly gets naked.

 

Quotes:

  • Am I carrying you one on each shoulder? Or, are we like, stacked?
  • I’m pretty sure “amok,” is how you run?
  • Hey, I have modifiers to perception too! They’re negative, but I’ve got em.
  • If you wanted to control how we advertised, you should have been here.
  • My whole tactic for fitting Iolanda is to buy stretchy fabrics
    • That’s the high int character!
  • It’s okay, we probably won’t end up fighting anyone after dealing with the shady organization.
  • She got real scared of chickens, I aint’ sure she’s gonna like you as much as a ghost.
  • What weapons are people bringing to a public establishment?
  • I have a lot of bones I have fewer balls….
  • *seething whisper* whoever is editing this episode, know that we are all uncomfortable.
  • There’s no reason for us to not go have a drink! *noise of frustration*
  • Can I start a chant?
  • What do you do with your heart after it’s felt?
    • Okay.
  • You guys let the two sentimental ones get into a fake relationship with each other…
    • I’m very proud of myself for not making any faces.
    Can we get back to stripping?
  • I hate that I have never had issues with revolving doors and now that you have mentioned it…
  • Do you wanna be a triceratops?
    • Yes. Yes I do.
  • We’re either having a nice, quiet evening, or I’m gonna Motley Crew this bitch.
  • Don’t scratch the floors!
    • Can you scratch marble?
    I dunno, all of my houses were made out of, like, dirt.
    ...more
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