Nerdsetc - A D&D podcast

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  • Episode Twenty-eight: Disturbance at the Harryn House

    Oct. 19, 2020   TW: Child Death, Suicide Mention

    The party goes to clear an old mansion of ghosts, one way or another.

    Notable Quotes:

    • “I don’t want the first ghost I punch to be a child!”
  • “She look mad?”
    • “...Yeah.”
  • “Hit me!”
    • “Leave your kink indoors.”
  • “Are you getting into bed with the ghost?”
    • “The image of him crawling aggressively onto the bed...”
  • “She’s having a bath or something. She’s just doing her thing  and you’re dropping this text.”
  • “She just reads the tablet, puts it down, and turns to Iolanda’s father and goes, ‘did we make a mistake?”
  • “Maybe just- don’t say the phrase, ‘to try and lure the kids out.”
  • “Sorry, we’ll get back to your thing in a minute but- you’re a monster.”
  • “Demonic lullabies Zx taught her?”
    • “That I just made up.”
    “That you just made up, okay.”
  • “Just keep that tempo up, because otherwise that gets terrifying!”
  • “What’s your AC?”
    • “That’s a terrifying thing to be asked when you’re doing an insight check!”
  • “Plainswalker you pick up the smaller party members and begin to gently yeet them up to the second story.”
  • “I don’t know how many trees there are in Mongolia!”
  • “Of course someone would die at Club Sad.”
    • 3 hr 16 min
  • Episode Twenty-seven: Back to Work

    October 13, 2020

    The party investigates the police precinct of Am-Karrak, meeting up with old friends and bosses. They then take some time to learn about ghost hunting.

     

    Noteable Quotes:

    • “When they sit down, there is a massive...resoundingly massive in the silent and solemn space...fart noise.”
  • “If someone wants to be replacement dungeon slave number 3, we are taking cast calls”
  • “Why is the sofa so heavy?”
    • “Egyptian Cotton”
  • “Give me an investigation check for hiding that gold...I’m sure it won’t be important.”
  • “Are you undercover, Daredevil?”
    • “No, this is my new look.”
  • “I heard a lot about Salty Dogs on the pirate ship, and this inn is called the Salty Dog, so I don’t know if you do a lot of cured meat, but you could work together.”
    • The number of people at the table with their head in their hands is hilarious.
  • “Is he bigger than Plainswalker?”
    • “He’s a little bit wider…I’m mean…you’d have to….no, he’s not”
  • “I think if we give Calree enough sugar, she’ll snap out of it”
  • “You know no one ever calls me a child, maybe you just need bigger boobs.”
    • “Um excuse you, no one ever calls me a child and I’m as flat as a pancake!”
  • “You look so young, you don’t have any grey hair at all!”
    • “Yeah that’s how time works, thank you.”
  • “Is it creepy like Keanu Reeves creepy, or is it magic creepy?”
    • It’s Keanu Reeves creepy
    • 2 hr 37 min
  • Episode Twenty-six: Oh the Place You'll Grow Claws

    Sept. 28, 2020

    The party explores Am-Karrak and their own desires before trying to find body guards for Essera and Iora. 

     

    Notable Quotes:

    Iolanda “Plainswalker...how does it feel to be a boy?”

    Plainswalker “I don’t know the difference between being a boy, and just being awesome. I’m just me.”

     

    Calree “I was the one who hid all the chocolate, so then I found all the chocolate, and ate it, and got sick.”

    Iolanda “That’s what you get for cheating.”

     

    Jared “Could it put claws on your boobs?”

     

    Iolanda “My friends are being blasphemous again, and they were wondering if gods were still gods if they’re not worshiped?”

     

    Plainswalker “Hey guys important follow up question...do nuts have souls?”

    4 hr 2 min
  • Episode Twenty-five: The Marvelous Mr. X

    September 21, 2020

    The group explores Am-Karrak and starts down darkened trails, making friends with dangerous people.

    Notable Quotes:

    • ZykZyk: “The tools of fools and the tools of spies are often pretty similar kit”
  • Arminna: “I don’t have time for any of this poignant, hidden message bullshit”
  • Qixi: “I didn’t let you do anything, you did it of your own damn volition. Welcome to adulthood.”
  • Calree: “If I die I die forever? That makes it way more interesting”
  • Qixi: “That’s true my magic and your sex are very similar. I never thought about it that way.”
    • Plainswalker: “And both of you can profit it from it!”
  • Plainswalker: “Let me put it this way. I have the armor, and I’m not giving it up without a name.”
  • Iolanda: “Now that we’re friends, can I ask you something about yourself? Do you like strippers?”
  • Calree: “I think it’s illegal to stab people within city limits”
    • 3 hr 56 min
  • Episode Twenty Four: Apology

    September 14, 2020

    Due to technical difficulties, we were forced to post a summary of this episode. We will upload the rough copy of this episode onto our website for those who wish to try and listen.

     

    The group reaches Am-Karrak and fights a living suit of armor!

    32 min
  • Episode Twenty Three: LandHo!

    August 31, 2020


    The party deals with the fallout of their fight and finishes up their business aboard The Maiden

    Quotes:

    Arminna “Never ask a lady her age”

    Arminna “If you don’t check yourself, you’re gonna wreck yourself”

    Iolanda “I can’t put blood back in, Qixi!”

    Iolanda “Maybe you’ll be luckier now.”

    Plainswalker “Mothers can murder too.”

    Plainswalker “Iora,how would you like to meet a chicken?”

    Qixi: “You’re really smart, so you probably know this already, but I think what happened is that your mom was a warrior, so you should be proud of her.”

    Qixi: “Let’s put it this way I’m basically just forcing consent on the gods”

    Calree “Doesn’t the meat taste scared?”

    3 hr 41 min
  • Episode Twenty-Two: Quoth the seagull

    August 24, 2020

    The party tries to defend their cruise!


    Quotes:

    • “Armmona? That’s her name in the porn book.”
  • “Why would I put the hand in my bag of holding? A hand’s not a sack!”
  • “You’re really good at healing! You feel like you should do it more often!”
  • “People are improvised weapons now.”
  • “You don’t have to run faster than the bear, you just have to run faster than Debbie.”
  • “Also, you notice the wind picks up a little bit.”
    • “...Cool.”
  • “The starboard side?”
    • “Just point! Just point! Just point!”
  • “I love whenever we get a ten and we’re just immediately confrontational, like, ‘A ten is a pass!”
  • “I legitimately didn’t expect that anyone in this party would just knock on the door.”
    • 2 hr 41 min

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