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- Episode Twenty One: The Pecker Problem
August 17, 2020
Pranks! Drama! Intrigue! The pirate cruise continues, but a few people don't come along with it....
Quotes:
- Plainswalker “I’m the one being swooped!”
- Calree “You better be careful YOUR laces don’t come untied”
- Qixi “Plainswalker, I found where you’re from. I know where your mountains are.”
- Arminna “I think I know what you two are going through, what with me and Kris being apart for so long.”
- Iolanda “Maybe we should come up with a codeword when we want to talk about this, because people think we’re crazy.”
3 hr 38 min - Episode Twenty: Oracle
August 10th, 2020
The group does battle in their minds to try and escape their drug trip.
Quotes:
Robin/Plainswalker: I’m gonna believe in this plant so much that it is very very hungry and very very large, and I would like to turn it into a piranha plant.
Sarah/Iolanda: and very very friendly to us?
Robin/Plaiswalker: I didn’t think that far.
ZxkZxk: “Time to be a hero, try not to fall in love”
Robin/Plainswalker: “Can I zap the giant’s ballsack please?”
Maia/Qixi: “Have you seen the shit you do on a daily basis? You’re not boring, if anything you’re annoying.”
2 hr 35 min - Episode Nineteen: Drugs for Fun
August 04, 2020
The group continues to work their way through each other's memories in an effort to wake up.
Quotes:
- “It’s got karate chop action and kung fu grip.”
- “That mouse has a sword!”
- “What’s the roll for friendship?”
- “Is this conversation helping us get away from the cat?”
“There’s a cat? I love cats! Here kitty kitty!”- “What are drugs for if not fun?”
- “Why’re you wearing boots and shoes?”
- “So the two of you are on Amaralei, the two of you are on Wally, and you’re on your own.”
“I’m on PCP.”- “I don’t know if you heard, shouted from the bathroom, ‘Don’t be sorry, it’s accurate.”
- “Do you want Plainswalker to start wanking?”
- “You see Qixi bend over backwards, and walk into the cliff face.”
- “I had a nap, and some people took me, and they put...words in my brain.”
2 hr 22 min - Episode Eighteen: Smoke Soup
July 20, 2020
The party tries some of Armmina's gnomish weed and discover why gnomes don't live very long.
Quotes:
- “You know I could help you scoop an eye out with a spoon. And then you could wear an eyepatch.” - Calree
- “My saving grace is that I can lock. If they’re too unruly they can have a long time to think about what they’ve done.” - Armmina
- “Do you need me to take your guns away from you?” - Qixi
- “Plainswalker is going to start furiously eating fruit” - Robin
- “Eris, try a chair!” - Iolanda
3 hr 34 min - Episode Seventeen: Hopscotch and Treasure Hunts
July 13, 2020
The group has a good time on their pleasure cruise!
Quotes:
“He’s probably “jacking off” ” – Jasmine“Do Possum’s snore?” – Robin
“We be real pirates” – Calvin “Nah.” -Rest of group
“He’s a harmless chicken!”- Calree
“He wants to commit arson, kind of like what we did over there.” – Planeswalker“Are you going to eat Linda when she dies?” – Calree
“If I die would you eat me?”- Calree
“Do I really need the food?”- Iolanda3 hr 18 min - Episode Sixteen: Blood in the Water
July 06, 2020
The party investigates an old shipwreck and fails at playing hopscotch.
Quotes:
- Calree, you’re having a pointless debate with the captain
- Like one big swim frog
- It’s all in the torso, okay?
- I love when we split the party
- Can you swim in quicksand? I can barely swim in water!
- Six hundred sharks!
- No! Don’t remove it! Then all the goo goes out!
- Do you want to shoot one that’s closer, or one that’s far away so you can roll at disadvantage for no reason?
2 hr - Episode Fifteen: Rattle Dem Bones
July 06, 2020
The group continues their voyage at sea, discovering secret treasure and a new.....friend?
Quotes:
- There’s some religion stuff happening, and I thought you might like to be present.
- I was caused significant harm! I was woken up from a lovely dream!
- You have decapitated people!
- Qixi starts with a Q?
How’ve you been spelling it?That’s not important.- Second of all: I am a woman.
- First of all: I can hear you.
- You can’t stab nobody if we give you swords!
2 hr 45 min - Episode Fourteen: Goodbye Labsallidas, Hello...Karen?
June 29, 2020
The party says goodbye to Labsallidas and sets sail with Captain Calvin on his pirate cruise!
- Jared: “Plainswalker, this is the most powerful thing you’ve ever had in your mouth.”
- Captain Calvin: “I think I can take a chicken in a fight.” Plainswalker: “I don’t know, he’s very passionate about his interests and his interests are murder.”
- Iolanda: “Y-yar….Am I using that right?” Arminna “Put a bit more stank on it: Yaaaar”
- Qixi: “I am so excited that you told me, next time when someone asks you directly if you did something you should say no.”
- Calree: “So I have itching powder.”
2 hr 34 min - Episode Thirteen: We're Leaving in the Morning!
June 15, 2020
The group celebrates their victory and enjoys their last moments in Lab Sallidas.....Noteable Quotes:
“I need cows! Cows are a necessity!” Calree“I will enable you but I will not take the blame.” – Maia
“We’re totally leaving tomorrow!”
“Is it hot in here?”-“Oh no, that’s just me, I’m super attractive?” – Calree Feat. Guard
“Iolanda wasn’t feeling very spiritual, but I’m sure she was holy.” -Robin
“Why do devils have to be so difficult? Gods you just pray to them!” –“And then they give you nothing-” “No! They answer!” – Iolanda Feat. ZxZk
“Don’t eat my chicken! He’s my bestfriend!” Calree
“That’s 4 nat 1’s” Matt
“I just dropped a lot of margarine in my notebook-” “-It’s in the margins too!” -Robin feat. Matt
“You get me a donut, I will eat 7/8 of this donut and send you a picture of the remaining 1/8 and you tell me whether or not it clearly looks like a donut.”
3 hr 58 min - Episode Twelve: The Harder They Fall
June 01, 2020
The newly named Justice Blobs may have made a mistake.... but they can get through anything with enough team work......right?
Notable Quotes:- Plainswalker is the toboggan
- I’m weaker than a rowboat?
- I can’t believe you fuckers are gonna survive this
- I was concerned that you were gonna try and fight somebody without us, and so this seemed like the fastest way to get to the ground.
- Are you killing people’s parents?
- Do you ever think before you speak? You might want to start
- You made it well, but everything after that was shit.
- I can also make mayonnaise!
- Let’s make a king cup of socks
2 hr 53 min
About Nerdsetc - A D&D podcast
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Join a ragtag group of adventurers as they try to uncover the plots of a secret cult with mysterious motives.
The Order of the Rising Dawn kidnapped three of the party and wiped their memories. They were released when one of the Order's members defected, but had no clues as to why they were taken, or that the Order had intended to do with them. Once they found their feet, in an unfamiliar part of the world, they vowed to learn what had happened to them, and to stop the Order from hurting others.
This podcast updates weekly. Rated R for: language, sexual content, language, violence, alcohol/drug use.
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