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Episode Thirty-nine: Octopus Bikini

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May 24, 2021

The party goes to fight at Mortisa Bare'em!

Quotes:

  • “I love pickled beets.”
  • “You’re probably better qualified to be a Police Officer than 99.9% of Police Officers”
  • “There’s a song about the names of the Province’s and what they are from left to right” 
  • “That’s not hard to remember, there’s ONLY 10 of them.”
  • “All of the cops that we’ve dealt with are dwarves.”
  • “Also, the bathroom in there has GOLD GLITTER.”
  • “They’re just smoking the… whatever in the woods… somewhere?”
  • “They’re HIGH ELVES.”
  • “Robin’s FACE!!”
  • “My microphone was ON THE FLOOR!”
  • “THUNDERDOME!”
  • “Strip laser tag!”
  • “The cubbies are quite sizable, like a morgue, you could fit bodies in these cubbies.”
  • “She doesn’t have a navel, she has a navel orange.”
  • “He can keep up with his hands in his pockets, oh my god, she’s going to kill me.”
  • “I…uh… dub thee Thunderclap?”
  • “You could be t--t-the INFERNAL LEGACY. ROSE COLOURED INFERNO.”
  • “When he heals someone… when he uses his healing touch… he  needs to kiss your feet?”
  • “I mean, I guess I just created my first character, and I wanted to be something weird, so… I made a Human Fighter.”
  • “It’s been in his mouth… has it been washed?”
    • “Well... it was in his mouth that counts as cleaning right?”
  • “I CAN REROLL ONES!!!!”
  • “Do you think she was flirting with me to distract me?”
  • “He might have to get creative if he were to fuck a gnome.”
  • “There isn’t a point where more magic is a bad thing.”
  • “He’s a Delf right?” silence… “A Dwarf Elf?”
  • “My Octopus beak is NAKED!”
  • “Now he’s into tentacle porn.”




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