Inspector Lestrade has a case he feels is very much in Holmes' line. A seemingly innocent matron has received a gruesome packet in the post. Lestrade is convinced it is part of a practical joke, but Holmes knows the truth - a terrible crime has been committed. If only he can find the real victims...

With special guests Jonathan Kinnersley, Shannon Ward, and Jessica Gelter.

After the Read, Jay and Tony discuss Tony's favorite Watson story, their "lovers-not-experts" approach, and other Holmes stories involving extra-marital affairs.