Harold had always wanted to do an episode with Strawberry Shortcake. So, why not, I’ve always said. What’s the worst that can happen? Well, next time i’ll ask Ted Danson and Long Ball Larry. And Beverly. Because they knew what I was in for today more than those two assholes. I tried! I really did! Alvin Schwartz deserves the respect and honor of many. But.. but.. well, you’ll see- er- hear? I guess. God, have mercy on these episodes.

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