Matt and Greg watch many episodes of Cheaters before landing on an insane episode where a vampiric professional discovers his wife has been secretly fucking a balding ponytailed hippie that was plotting to assassinate former President Obama. Peter Pankey now has a hype song too. Matt gets inappropriate about rape and laments that you can't walk around wielding an illegal pistol. He challenges Hillary Clinton to one on one combat and worries that Norman Rockwell would not be able to paint this modern garbage-aesthetic America. Matt has a free-pass road rage proposition and has some questionable questions about the holocaust. He considers a honeymoon cruise where he and his wife terrorize rich people. Later, while watching a Phillies game, Matt scolds a kid for keeping a home run ball from the opposing team.