In this week's episode, Greg gets Covid from an irresponsible idiot, and he and Matt delve into popular conspiracy theories of the modern day.

The outside world has become a big television show to Matt and Greg. They narrate another episode of Cheaters and listen to cringey voice prompts on Hinge. Matt does his finest karaoke versions of Whitney Houston and 90's one-hit wonder Lit. Have you ever given a digital rose to a computer bitch? Find out how in this week's episode!

Matt addresses his decline in social media followers and details how he found true love through a lighthearted racist remark. They discuss how they each ghosted their long-term college girlfriends and Matt temporarily takes over Greg's Hinge account.

Another year, another grim forecast for humanity. In this episode, find out how Matt almost caught the Moscow murderer in vigilante fashion. He achieves godhood and becomes a warlord for The Sperm Fingers in a post-apocalyptic world. Later, Matt spends time in heaven with Lee Scratch Perry, Adolf Hitler, John Candy, Joan Waters, and Gallagher.

Matt and Greg roast Pitchfork's third (aka the stupidly inclusive) installment of their top albums of the 90s. Greg is infurirated with quiet quitters as Matt is tempted to use a woman's weave to dust the house. They discuss the uneven virtue signaling prisoner swap with Russia to receive "Brian" Griner in exchange for the merchant of death. Who is the artist known as Twat Shivers? Could Kevin Shields have been Kid Rock if he would've just simply looked up? Find out in this week's episode!

Matt begins the episode as a time-traveling slave trading auctioneer and a sentient robot from the future. He is eager to become a private detective in Moscow, Idaho and reaffirms the need for the "Just a Crumb" initiative for incels. What did Matt do to make a teen girl cry? Does every town need their own Batman? How exactly does one get invited to the belly party? Find out in this week's episode!

In celebration of Greg's nephew's birthday, Matt encourages him to be the "cool uncle" and get the kid a prostitute for an ego boost. Matt impersonates a ghost with down syndrome, gives a stern lecture to Corn Pop from Joe Biden, and delivers controversial remarks on slavery through the lens of Black Matt. They review Greg's Tinder account, again, and Matt satirically threatens to do some heinous things while wearing an old acquaintance's skin.

This week's episode is devoted to the Jewish people. Experience a range of Matt's emotions from tearful pleas to upbeat jingles.

Matt makes a last-minute effort to campaign for PA republicans and proposes his idea to hunt a death row inmate with a bow. He wants to stalk Tom Green in a non-threatening way and has a big problem with glory hole culture. He revisits the idea of white women fucking their dogs. Black Matt reappears in spurts and challenges a group of five teenage girls to a subway brawl. Meanwhile, Greg is only interested in having fun anymore. What is appropriate attire for hefty broads? What would have happened if Mark Wahlberg was on Flight 93?

Matt and Greg watch many episodes of Cheaters before landing on an insane episode where a vampiric professional discovers his wife has been secretly fucking a balding ponytailed hippie that was plotting to assassinate former President Obama. Peter Pankey now has a hype song too. Matt gets inappropriate about rape and laments that you can't walk around wielding an illegal pistol. He challenges Hillary Clinton to one on one combat and worries that Norman Rockwell would not be able to paint this modern garbage-aesthetic America. Matt has a free-pass road rage proposition and has some questionable questions about the holocaust. He considers a honeymoon cruise where he and his wife terrorize rich people. Later, while watching a Phillies game, Matt scolds a kid for keeping a home run ball from the opposing team.