Who better than two white men to share their thoughts on the overturning of Roe v Wade? They discuss liberals threatening the government (pool noodles) vs. conservatives threatening the government (guns). Greg encourages socialist land owners to give their property back to native Americans.Matt has some disgusting ideas for slave labor and laments not being able to have an OnlyFans page. Matt encourages Greg to get a portrait of Jordan Peterson tattooed on his leg and is very concerned about Alexa. They discuss why black names are better than white names. Who got more pussy, Jeff Tweedy or The Game? Find out this week.

Is the Great Reset ahead of schedule? Matt and Greg surely think so. Matt's had some contentious run-ins with old women at the grocery store. They discuss woke companies overtly stating that they won't hire cis white men and discuss meritocracy vs. equity. Matt and Greg relive the ass beatings they received when they were younger. They discuss how China would have a zero-reggaeton policy if they had a Latino community. Matt makes the case for OJ Simpson to become president and wants to get the MyPillow guy back on crack. Hear about boomer patriots, Rachel Dolezal's OnlyFans page, and elephant vengeance. Could the world all agree that mutually assured destruction is a good thing that should happen immediately? Is the pride community already in charge? Does free speech still exist? Is a gay lisp inherent or a put-on? Answers to all or none of these questions are found in this week's episode.

Greg is feeling particularly aggressive in this week's episode. He and Matt have reached a point where they don't know where their characters begin or end anymore. They compare violence in the United States vs. violence in other countries and speculate whether or not China will enslave us someday. They discuss the optics of Pride month obsession while the world's on the brink of a global recession. Greg no longer believes hard work pays off and thinks the government will find a way to take guns away from American citizens in the next 5-10 years. How would Matt act if his child identified as non-binary? Is Biden the worst president ever?

In this week's episode, find out what it's really like to carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white guy. Matt's still interested in dating Amber Heard and partying with Johnny Depp. Matt is concerned throughout the episode about having to go the grocery store. They discuss how expensive and impossible it is to eat healthy. Matt's excited about a cigarette promo to win a trip to Santa Fe. Greg hopes Trump's return to office will accelerate the process of the world ending while dreaming of that Russian submarine capable of radiactive tsunamis. He and Matt imagine supposedly dead dictators living on an island together. Is it okay to keep someone's breasts that were chopped off in a surgery? What will the military be like when the patriarchy is dismantled? Better to go into politics or to start a church? Learn about suicide machines, suicide rollercoasters, and the embarrassment of being the second gentleman this week!

In honor of Pride Month, two straight dudes stuck in the 1980s wonder if OG gays are being phased out, which race boasts the gayest people and dissect what each new color represents on the latest rainbow flag. Matt worries about getting shot working at his convenience store that just got robbed at gunpoint by a Michael Jackson lookalike. Matt considers moonlighting as a talent scout for a local grocery store employee. Learn about Matt's heroic dreams that involve murder and a can of beans. Matt wants to catfish school shooters and ponders the legal limits on how gruesome the killing of a school shooter can be. If Greg were king, he'd ban alcohol. If Matt were king, he'd ban anime. What prompts Greg to accuse Matt of being the next Alex Jones? How long until Matt and Greg are melted down into meat paste? Self-motivate or self-immolate? Find out this week.

Greg’s freaking out about the forthcoming Great Reset and explains why white men have generally been pathetic. Matt goes in on Nancy Pelosi and Bill Gates for being ancient lizard people. Greg predicts everyone will be living with their parents again by 2030, among his many grim, doom and gloom predictions in this episode. Matt wants to hoard baby formula to price gouge desperate mothers. Concern for a lounging rabbit splayed out in his backyard commands Matt's attention for the rest of the episode. Are men more productive once they are castrated? Is everyone just being psyop'd into hating each other? Hear thoughts on overweight swimsuit models, human mermaids, equal pay in sports, and the delusion of voting. Could Putin redeem himself by being more of a goof?

Matt claims to own cutlery that Hitler himself used. Greg thinks Matt would be a captivating reality TV show character. Greg wants to become the world’s peace broker. The two reflect on China taking over as global superpower. Matt hilariously imagines Greg at a slam poetry open mic. How many years of life do you get back from using Just For Men? Matt determines he’s the weirdest normal dude and Greg’s the most normal weird dude. They discuss the empty morality of boycotting brands for political reasons. Matt compares Greg’s attempted day trip to a day in the life of Zooey Deschanel. Greg compares “Dope Show”-era Marilyn Manson to a goth T Rex. Matt wants to revive the "Just a Crumb" initiative to prevent him from a killing spree. Matt hilariously imitates that horrible Barenaked Ladies hit from the 90s. At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to date robots? Will Matt befriend a grizzly bear and ride its back into the woods?

Experience the devastation and letdown in real time with Greg as he processes losing his dream job. Thankfully, Matt's around to interject jokes about swastikas, Fox news anchors, Johnny Depp, Hulk Hogan, extremist groups, and abortion rights.

Matt and Greg fantasize about their own Killdozer scenarios but accept that they have no skills to construct such a machine. Matt begs for Elon Musk to re-activate his Twitter account. They assess the ongoing nuclear threat. Matt claims he can tame even the most dangerous mammals and wants to end to Amish culture. Matt’s kittens wreak havoc throughout the episode as he threatens to send them on a permanent vacation. Greg wants less drugs and more vegetables, Matt wants a couple more bad habits. Matt ponders becoming a cocaine tester on Craigslist and reflects on the psychological torture he inflicted on an old dear friend. They discuss how church is vs. how it should be. Matt’s Cape Verdean mystery prompts him to urge listeners to charter an expedition with him.

This week's episode explores toxic femininity, Pantera, Matt's high school volleyball heroics, the use of chopsticks, and kindergarten teachers oversharing about their personal lives. Matt gives Moldova the Cape Verde treatment and denies its existence. He thinks Greg has leukemia. Greg encourages Matt to become a digital pimp but Matt would prefer to leap the Grand Canyon in his aging Subaru Legacy. How many genders exist? Can you fuck a black hole?