Matt wages war on the entire gay community because of the negligence of one old gay man. He introduces a new regime called The Eternal Reich (or The Fourth and Final Reich) where you'll find concentration camps full of furries. Perhaps not coincidentally, Matt also lashes out against the Jewish and cosplay communities. Meanwhile, Greg is worried that Patrick Bateman in American Psycho feels too relatable to him. Matt doesn't shy away from impersonations and improvisational tunes in this week's episode: Liam Neeson, Iron Maiden, Tuvan throat singing, Hulk Hogan's theme song, a heartfelt tribute to Armie Hammer's alleged cannibalistic tendencies, and sloppy Metallica karaoke. Matt and Greg make fun of the homoerotic no-fun straight edge hardcore scenes of the good old days and discuss liberals' sick obsession with Donald Trump. Why hasn't the Doomsday clock changed since Biden has been president? What page of Revelations are we currently living in? None of that matters, as Matt plans to recreate the white race in his image in post-apocalyptic rural Ontario. 

Matt and Greg critique the modern dogs of rural Tinder. Are black men responsible for inflating fat white women egos? Matt is eager to become a pedophile hunter and encourages people to keep their kinks behind closed doors. They remember the dead cokehead garage rocker Jay Mentally-Disabled. Greg worries about beta people being in charge and laments how boring it is to be single in Amish country. Matt jokingly tries to defend sexual harassment in the workplace as the two tackle toxic femininity. Is it true that white women engage in lewd sex acts with their dogs? Is there anything less appealing than going out for a cup of coffee? Are chess players really using vibrating anal beads to get the upper hand? Find out in this week's episode!

The boys are back and they care less about your feelings than ever before! A newly engaged Matt uses the episode as a victory lap to remind the rest of the world of their inferiority complex. Matt issues a warning to Putin and proposes a controversial boot camp called Uncle Matty's Plantation.

Greg moves back to Amish country to discover that Matt has taken a very hard right turn. In this week's episode, Matt satirically threatens muslims, Xi Jinping (again), Merrick Garland, Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates, and the Clinton Foundation. They recorded this episode while housesitting for a friend's dog that is very suspicious of Greg. Greg finds out he's riddled with disease and Matt accuses him of having monkeypox. Matt suggests he's a better singer than Roy Orbison and the two sing karaoke to Roy.  Matt offers unsolicited dating advice to Greg’s 11 year old nephew. Matt finds out what a VPN and the two record a bizzare call in to Domino's.

Friends have been making memes about Matt's transphobia. Meanwhile, Greg's still trying to figure out the concept of people wearing masks in open air. Matt hints at living off the grid in the Canadian wilderness with his newfound love. The two discuss the suitcase murderer and the gas station incineration trying to decide which is the worse way to go. Greg dives deep into a reality TV show from 2011 to discuss how it foreshadowed today's pile of shit world. Being covered in tattoos was once a sign of being tough, but is it now the sign of a pussy? Will Matt name his first born F-150 or John Deere? Can Greg convince Matt to stick with his original knuckle tat idea? Greg reflects on his time in New England as it comes to an end while Matt continues to court the MyPillow guy.

This week's episode is about how Matt (aka "King of Romance") got his groove back. Matt compares Elliot Page to Greg in an oversized suit and details someone shitting themselves at the grocery store. Biker beef causes a pagan to get shot in the face behind Greg's house. Greg decides he will settle for half world peace because he forgot about the Middle East. Matt imagines Greg blowing up a rollercoaster at an amusement park if a CIA agent were to activate him. Greg thinks he'll be activated to preach the word of God. Matt wants to be drinking buddies with Brett Kavanaugh and worries that Greg slept in the same bed as his parents until adulthood. Matt challenges Xi Jinping and Elliot Page to fist fights but Greg reminds Matt that the latter fight would be considered a hate crime.

In this week's episode, Matt has a spring in his step and has discovered the root of his trans fixation. The two discuss the ominous low budget NYC nuclear PSA and the end of owning things. They find that by trying to disprove things, they are only proving themselves more correct. Greg wants to unite the world against the elites that will eventually enslave us while Matt wonders why a commercial sings sensually about diarrhea. They discuss the second hand embarrassment from friends' social media pride month posts. Greg recalls being duck-taped to the walls of his high school. Have oil companies gaslit citizens with carbon footprint mania via expensive ad campaigns? The answer to that question is yes.

Matt responds to being attacked by a "queer" friend on Facebook for innocuous free speech. Greg suggests the far left is not in favor of free speech, but rather, controlled speech. Why is Mental Health Awareness month an afterthought compared to Pride Month? They remember a time when democrats and republicans were able to joke with each other about their differences. They continue to dissect leftists' selective outrage and Greg suggests there is a silent majority of leftists that are fed up. Matt and Greg clown the 4th of July shooter for being a beta male. Matt reveals that his comfort zone is a woman screaming at him and that he is scolding-starved. In apocalypse, Matt wants to lead a hoard of dogs to feed humans to. They discuss bizarre reality TV shows that actually exist. Matt jokingly picks fights with famous street gangs and blows Greg's mind when telling him about numerology. Why do people only compare themselves to cool animals? Find out this week!

Greg has difficulty adjusting to a week without the internet. Meanwhile, Matt is concerned about South America's termite overlords. Matt petitions for government-issued crack after accusing Greg of psuedo-science for suggesting that black people have more trauma in their DNA. Greg is triggered by a yoga/wine brunch that Matt's ex has been attending. Matt reveals that he's more of an Easter Island head than a changeling and the two laugh about the January 6 committee making Trump sound like an action hero. Matt foresees Barron Trump guiding us through a utopian future. He remains pro-abortion at any age and is VERY concerned about Indian men and their apparent lack of self-control. He also clowns one of Greg's ex's that just won't leave him alone.