Matt gets sad in advance of Valentine’s Day as Greg realizes he hasn’t really wanted to date any of his last 10 girlfriends. Greg thinks all he and Matt need is more fun. Matt wishes there was still white privilege because he thinks they both missed out on that. Matt's developed a nocturnal feeding pattern and proposes switching Mental Health Awareness month to February. Greg finally earns a little respect for Drake thanks to a story Matt tells about him. Matt tries to shame Greg for ordering delivery food in an ice storm. Greg's concerns are with socialists and people looking for handouts. Matt attempts to make "gender solid" a popular hashtag and the two reflect on each others' record-buying habits from 15 years ago. Matt and Greg ultimately decide after 150 episodes that they would like elective Down's Syndrome, if such a thing existed. Matt launches an investigative report into Penthouse's fixation on pissing in their porno mags from the 90s.

In this episode, Matt and Greg discuss Internet bullying and Greg encourages Matt to become a preacher. Greg busts Matt for sneaking an "n" word into the last episode and talks shit on Rhhode Island before concluding he'd be unhappy anywhere. Hear about the range of crimes Matt would've committed without access to weed. Greg has a gripe with the amount of cheese they put on his tacos at Chipotle. Women are terrible drivers but tell us something we don't already know.

Matt imagines if a cool metal dude from the 80s in a Camaro blasting ACDC would’ve done the first school shooting instead of the Marilyn Manson-inspired trenchcoats from Columbine. Greg is paranoid about footsteps in the snow leading up to each of his windows and Matt offers some gruesome traps as solutions. Matt details his fantasies and nightmares of blood on snow and ice while Greg still yearns for the Christian life. The two discuss accumulating weapons at alarming rates and Matt divulges which Fox News anchors he follows on Instagram. Who among the two thought they had a tarantula living in their scrotum? Find out in this new episode!

Recorded on the last day of 2021, Matt and Greg paint a grim picture of 2022 and beyond. A shred of success has morphed Greg into a motivational conservative men's empowerment guru. Meanwhile, Matt would just like the comfort of drinking breast milk straight from the tit. The two debate the importance of Betty White, whose death was announced during the recording. They also discover that they both have crushes on Ghislaine Maxwell, and Matt wants to become her prison pen pal. Matt starts a campaign for women to "take one for the team" so that incels don't commit heinous acts. Hear Matt's unfiltered thoughts about Puerto Rican neighbors and more about the great trans Jeopardy conspiracy.

Matt envisions himself as a billionaire that commits atrocities against the homeless and makes Elon Musk look like Mother Theresa.

Matt is oddly fixated on the disappearance of some guy who got called out in his small town. He is slowly finding his place in this world as a weirdo equally influenced by Kid Rock and Weird Al. He wants to write a conservative rock album to scam right wingers with irresistible patriotic rock. He lists out everything he can do better than you, including praising God. He's trying to clean up his act so he can land himself a Christian woman that lets him smoke weed.

Matt recaps his high school reunion as Kreg tries to get him to drop the trans issue. The two debate city vs. country living and the prolonged effects from their vaccine boosters. They remain fixated on meeting traditional Christian women and Kreg finally accepts the nickname Little Hitler that he was given in the past.

This episode was coincidentally recorded on the day that the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict was being revealed, so the boys deliver a stunning play-by-play of the media event. White women are once again a target in this week's episode. Matt remains oddly fixated on the feminine hygiene of art weirdos and resents people who get to live life on easy mode because they're attractive.

In this week's episode, Matt envisions he and Greg as batman villains. As Greg's dad turns more gender fluid, Greg is taking a hard masculine turn. Matt discusses the results for his Hate Values Quiz which paint him as a bigot. Greg just doesn't like that bigger issues are being ignored like wealth disparity, poverty and hunger. Matt wants everyone to get back into the closet while Greg laments going public with private preferences in the past. Both seem like they're ready for Fox News to offer them their first show. They discuss the point of comedy and the people who are constantly threatening to end comedy because their feelings get hurt. Greg celebrates leaving a job that was killing him and complains about his ex-coworkers' inferior work ethics. Listen to Matt's wild story about why he'll never go out in public again. And why should he? He has two new kittens that are raising hell and are apparently already indoctrinated terrorists. Hear about Matt's frightening (satirical!) plans to become a serial killer of homeless people and his crazy All-American idea of a crew of Ford F-150s pulling down part of the Great Wall of China.

A wholesome episode for the soft generation.