What have I done. What have I stooped to. This is rhetorical because not only do I hate Christmas but I hate it enough to relinquish the reins of my show to Frowns McBooHoo for an episode to avoid the humbuggery of the evening. Let’s see if we can get through this in one piece. If so, I’ll see you on the other side in a much brighter, and less shitty, 2021. Holla. 

The Perfectly Behaved Boy(16:00) by Thomas O

https://www.creepypasta.com/the-perfectly-behaved-boy-a-dark-christmas-tale/

Better Watch Out, Better Not Cry(52:10) by jameson curnick

https://www.creepypasta.com/better-watch-out-better-not-cry/

The Elf on the Shelf(1:21:41) by the vesper's bell

https://www.creepypasta.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf/

Santa’s Other Workshop(1:40:54)
by KillaHawke1

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Santa%27s_Other_Workshop

Santa Claws(2:03:44) by Murmos Changer

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Santa_Claws

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