***RIP Headphones users***
The supreme leader of sitting is back. The liege or leisure. The host of heineys. It is the Sofa King. He joins me today for a smattering of strange. A charcuterie of creeps. Hor d’oeuvres of horror. It’s Lotsa Pasta. We’re doing a classic episode where we hop around the three spaghettis of spooks: Creepypasta, Reddit NoSleep, and Unsettling Stories. I hope you’re ready for all this weird shit. Cause we’re gonna go off in many directions to the point where nothing matters anymore. Have fun!

The Cat(19:19) by Tiololo

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Cat

A Strange Village(56:22) by Akuma

https://www.creepypasta.com/a-strange-village/

All the Swans are Gone(1:10:19)

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1ir7tr/all_the_swans_are_gone/

Somethings are Better Left Unsaid(1:24:47) by DinosaurTheFrog

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/v2bdz/some_things_are_better_left_unsaid/

A Gifted Chef(1:39:36) by iia

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/6bipcs/a_gifted_chef/

He Went Ahead(1:55:16) by iia

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/45gwng/he_went_ahead/

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Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
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