The party meets and deals with the patriarch of the house, but it takes from them more than expected.
- “You can say more than 25 words in a face to face conversation.”
“I almost just called you a cunt.”
“Why stop at almost?”
“I have a question. Is this because I made fun of the legendary actions while we were fighting the skeletons?”“Damnit.”
“You can’t even avenge me?”
“Like, ‘Hey, I like your cloak,’ but in infernal so it sounds gross.”“He doesn’t seem ticklish, unfortunately.”“Did you miss a table?”
“I rolled a nat 20 on a table…”
“It needed to happen, to umm, to perform a religious rite.”“I love Iolanda so much, and I love how much she trusts that Plainswalker isn’t gonna kill a priest.”“For Plainswalker to want to talk that much about anything something seems pretty wrong.”“Can I ask you a couple of questions?”
“Scoop.”
“You just pick em up?”