I meant to sing a little song to Scutch when I saw him a couple months ago and recorded this episode but I forgot. Of course, it’s because I got too drunk and because I was too excited to talk to him about Game of Thrones and Aliens. You know, the usual. Why wouldn’t I be excited about that, Scutch is one of my favorite people on the show because of his life experience and perspective on things and talking to people about Aliens(and Game of Thrones) tells you a lot about a person; Like, for example, if they suck or not. As you know or as you’re about to see, neither myself nor Scutch MacGee suck. We’re realistic and fun and think that Game of Thrones was ruined by two directors and their egos and that aliens absolutely exist and we’re just here for it. Any aspect of it, really. We’re here for all the tall and short fuckers out there as long as they’re spying on us, keeping us in check on a galactic level, and not being overtly weird about it. That would be hella awkward. We might actually care, then. Good thing we don’t. Good thing we care MORE about how much Game of Thrones sucks than about the existence of other life forms being 100% confirmed by our government. Yeah, that checks out. Here’s some stories: 

A Mist Between Blue and Grey(1:29:47) by Stu Haack

https://www.creepypasta.com/a-mist-between-blue-gray/

This is Not a Place of Honor(1:41:04) by Queen Iacomina

https://www.creepypasta.com/this-is-not-a-place-of-honor/

The Real Reason my Husband Shot Himself(1:55:58) by RedHotOwl

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/l80wn1/the_real_reason_my_husband_shot_himself/

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