EPISODES – The Surfphony of Derstruction 2000

HERE WE ARE ON THE FULL MO-WAIT DAMN! I’M LATE I’M LATE!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 100 EPISODES, ALL ON TIME, AND HERE COMES EPISODE ONE 101… 1 DAY LATE! HA! NO EXCUSES FROM ME… I JUST COMPLETELY FORGOT! WELL IT’S HERE ANYWAYS, READY TO GO! IT’S A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE THIS MONTH… THIS IS ACTUALLY A WORD FOR WORD REMAKE OF EPISODE 1 OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL TO DO A “REBOOT” OF THE SURFPHONY WITH MODERN DAY TECH AND MY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE NOW! I DIDN’T REALIZE HOW SHORT THE OLD EPISODES ARE THOUGH HA! THIS BAD BOY IS STILL GOING TO 60 MINUTES THOUGH CAUSE I CAN’T LEAVE YAS HANGING! SO ENJOY EPISODE 1…01 OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000!

IT’S A FULL MOON YES IT IS!!! THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF 2021 IS HERE! AND…. IT IS EPISODE ONE HUNDREEEEEEEEEEED!!! AAAAAND IT IS THE EIGHT ANNIVERSARY OF THE SURFPHONY… WHO CARES! IT’S EPISODE ONE HUNDRED THAT’S INSANE! WE ARE FINALLY HERE IN THE TRIPLE DIGITS! DERK BRIGANTE HERE WITH YA ALL THE WAY FROM EPISODE ONE. IT HAS BEEN A LOOOOONG STRANGE JOURNEY, FULL OF THRILLS, CHILLS, SPILLS, COWBOYS, SPACEMEN, PRIVATE EYES, LOUNGE SINGERS, THE WALKING DEAD, TWO OF A KIND, AND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE FOR YOU AND YOU … HERE FOR ME BABY! WOO! THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO EVER LISTENED TO THE SURFPHONY. IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE BEING YOUR HOST… WHAT AM I SAYING? THERE’S STILL AN EPISODE TO GO HERE! OK OK OK. OF COURSE I GOT MUSIC FOR YA. I HAVE THE YOUNG BARONS, TORO JONES, THE ZILLATONES, CAPTAIN RICO AND THE GHOST BAND, THE KAPUTNIKS, BIG KAHUNA MATATA,  TED BOYS MARINOS, OPERATION OCTOPUS, CHEWBACCA’S, TSUNAMI EXPERIMENT, FUTUREVOLT, LOS DEDOS, THE BEACH BESERKERS, LOS DAYTONAS, SURF KATZ, THE CREATURE PREACHERS, AND THE JET SCREAMS. IT’S A JAM PACKED EPISODE. WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT FOR THE BIG ONE HUNDO?!

OOOOOOH IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE! THE BIGGEST EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY YET!! NOT ONE, NOT TWO… BUT THREE DERKS ALL IN ONE EPISODE! SHERIFF BRIGANTE OF CALL OF THE WEST, CAPTAIN BRIGANTE OF SURF IN SPACE, AND DERK TRACY OF WOO DUNNIT? ALL FIND THEMSELVES IN A WORLD NOT THEIR OWN. WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE? WHERE IS MY SURF MUSIC?! AH SHUT UP IT’S HERE DON’T WORRY!! IT’S A NEAPOLITAN SURF EPISODE! 3 FLAVORS OF SURF FOR YOU TO DIG INTO. IF IT AIN’T OBVIOUS BY NOW, YOU GOT WESTERN SURF, SPACE SURF, AND SURF NOIR! FEATURING BEWARE OF BLAST, FUTUREVOLT, THE 427’S, LOS REVERB, THE REVERB SYNDICATE, TED BOYS MARINO, GIRL OVER PLANET, SECRET AGENT AND MORE!!! 

What is Count Von Derkula doing up in broad daylight?! Not to worry, I’m down in the laboratory in the depths of the Von Derkula manor. No windows down here and some great wi-fi! I’m bringing you the Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOO THOUSAND a bit earlier because this episode is limited edition! There’s only so much time to sink your fangs into a new episode of the Big Dead Surf when the full moon is on Halloween! So join the party early, no need to be fashionably late. Join us for a fun night of dancing and the living dead! Only on the Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOO THOUSAND!

Featuring the spookiest tunes from the likes of Secret Agent, Beware of Blast, The Spiratones, Os Pampa Haoles, Las Olas, Surflamingo, Operation Octopus, The Surf Zombies, WJLP,  Underwater Bosses, Los Attarayas, The Creature Preachers, The Volcanics, Los Freneticos, Megatronadores, and Marmaleene and The Moondusters!

HELLO FINKS, IT’S ME AGAIN… IT’S THE BIG DERBOSKI! HEY WAIT A MINUTE, ISN’T IT AN OCTOBER FULL MOON?! ANSWER: YES. YES, IT IS. SO DOESN’T THAT MEAN THAT IT’S THE HALLOWEEN SURFPHONY SPECIAL?! WELL, ABOUT THAT… WE ACTUALLY HAVE TWO FULL MOONS THIS MONTH! THAT’S RIGHT, WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLUE MOON SITUATION! IT’S A VERY RARE OCCASION THAT DERK BRIGANTE HIMSELF APPEARS IN OCTOBER BUT HERE WE ARE… WITH EPISODE 96 COMING TO YA BEFORE WE HEAD FOR THE BIG DEAD SURF! I GOT SOME NEW MUSIC COMIN’ AT YA FROM WE’RE ALL IN DANGER, ARNO DE CEA & THE CLOCKWORK WIZARDS, AND BEACH BOMB! I ALSO HAVE SOME NEW SURF KATZ ALONG WITH THE GREEN REFLECTORS, DYNOWAVES, GIRL OVER PLANET, CAPTAIN RICO AND THE GHOST BAND, UNDERWATER BOSSES, AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS! THIS IS THE CALM BEFORE THE BOOOOOOOOO-THOUSAND SURF STORM COMING TO YOU ON OCTOBER 31ST!

HERE COMES A NEW EPISODE! THE SURFPHONY IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH SURF FOR THE SEPTEMBER FULL MOON! ENDED UP BEING A BIT SHORT LAST MONTH SO I HAD TO MAKE UP FOR THAT… AND WENT A BIT OVERBOARD. IT’S ALL GOOD THOUGH! ALSO FEATURED IN THIS EPISODE, THE LOOOOOOONGEST EVER 2000! I’M STILL NOT SURE HOW I PULLED IT OFF. ANYWAYS, YOU WANT THE MUSIC, I GOT THE MUSIC! FEATURING NEW BANDS DYNOWAVES, CAPTAIN RICO AND THE GHOST BAND, THE WAX PHANTOMS, TIDAL WAVE, THE SURF SERPENTS, AND THE ME GUSTAS! WOW! THEN WE HAVE NEW MUSIC FROM THE SPIRATONES, LOS ATASCADOS, AND SURF KATZ. FINALLY, WE HAVE MARIACHI DEATH SQUAD, PANTY TSUNAMI, THE 427’S, LOS REVERB, DREBIN, LOS OXIDADOS, AND KILLER TONE JONES! HOW DID I FIT ALL OF THIS INTO 60 MINUTES?! I DIDN’T.

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AUGUST ALREADY?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SUMMER?! THE AUGUST FULL MOON JUST SNUCK UP ON ME. GOOD THING I CAME PREPARED… WITH ANOTHER HOT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! FEATURING THE NUMBER 1 SURF PODCAST HOST… THE BIG DERBOSKI! WHO ELSE? JOIN ME ON ANOTHER EPISODE AS WE CLIMB HIGHER AND HIGHER TO 100 EPISODES. THE SURFPHONY IS IN FIFTH GEAR NOW AND WE’RE ABOUT TO HIT THE REDLINE! THIS IS THE SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR HIGH SPEED SURF CHASE FEATURING THE LIKES OF KING BEEZ, PEOPLEPERSON, LOS REVERB, RAZORBLADES, ZAK AND THE KRAKENS, REV HANK, KILLER TONE JONES, THE KAPUTNIKS, ELEKTRA KINGS, POINTBREAK, LOS KOSMOS, UNDERWATER BOSSES, AND SURF KATZ! NOW PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL, HIT PLAY AND LET LOOSE THE BIG SURF!

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SUMMERTIME SURFPHONY YEAAAAAAAAAH!! THE JULY FULL MOON IS RISING AND I’M READY! GOT A HOT EPISODE LINED UP FOR YOU FINKS! I’M REALLY PROUD OF THIS ONE. LOTS OF SOLID MUSIC AND JUST A BIG, FUN EPISODE! I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY IT. I’M SURE YOU WILL THOUGH! WE HAVE SOME FANTASTIC NEW TUNES FROM THE KAPUTNIKS, LOS ATASCADOS, AND HATTORI HANZO SURF EXPERIENCE! I ALSO HAVE A COUPLE OF PICKS FROM SHARAWAJI RECORDS’ NEW EDITION OF SURF BRITANNIA WITH POINTBREAK, SURF MANCHU, AND ZAK AND THE KRAKENS! RETURNING BANDS SECRET ADMIRER, THE GREEN REFLECTORS, MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS, MOMS I’D LIKE TO SURF, DURANGO14, LOS KOSMOS, OS PAMPAS HAOLES, TERREUR TWIST, AND A FEW MORE!

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NOTHING CAN STOP THE BIG DERBOSKI! NOT MOVING TO A NEW PLACE, NOT A CRAPPY RECORDING, NOT LAZINESS! NOTHING!!! HERE I SIT ON THE JUNE FULL MOON. WITH A COMPLETELY REDONE EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ALL RECORDED IN THE LAST 2 HOURS! I JUST COULDN’T SIT THERE AND GIVE YA A HALF-BAKED SHOW! I TALKED BIG ABOUT GETTING A NEW MIC. I CAN’T HAVE THE SHOW COMING OUT SOUNDING LIKE IT WAS RECORDED WITH A TIN CAN. SO THERE I WAS… JUNE 5TH, 2020, RECORDING AND EDITING EVERY ALL OVER AGAIN! LET THAT BE A LESON THAT THE SURFPHONY IS SYNONYMOUS WITH QUALITY! SPEAKING OF WHICH, I HACE SOME AWESOME MUSIC READY FOR YAS! TOOOOOOONS OF NEW STUFF FROM MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS, SURF KATZ, BEWARE OF BLAST, LOS ATASCADOS, AND THE SPIRATONES! NEW BANDS TOO! FROM ALTERED STATE OF REVERB, THERE’S GIRL OVER PLANET AND OS PAMPAS HAOLES! MORE NEW BANDS, HUGO STRANGER & THE RATTLERS, LOS ATARRAYAS, AND THE JETSCREAMS! LET’S GET GOING, CLICK THE LINK AND START LISTENING!

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