Your weekly "in the news" segment for August 6-12, 2023.

Lizzo makes her Big Mic debut for recent accusations against her by her dancers. Canada's fearless leader, JT, breaks headlines with changes to his marital status. Speaking of JT, Canadian news content is being censored and hidden on social media. In world news, some sporting organizations have recently banned trans participation in female sports. And in probably the most disturbing news story of the week, a bill has been put in motion in California decriminalizing "consensual" sex with minors.

Stay tuned every Saturday to get your fix of stupid human tricks, as penned by Dave. This award goes to the dumbest or most ironic story of the week. Congrats Lizzo!