This week! On! Game of Crones! Crystal Bell, Rachel Handler, and Teo Bugbee agree that Game of Thrones has, of late, devolved into dull fan service. We discuss why we have to give a shit about the Hound redeeming himself, why we had to watch Bronn and Podrick write a bad fanfic about Brienne and Jaime, what the hell is going on with Tyrion's open mic nights in Meereen, and whether it's believable that Jaqen was puppeteering Arya all along. Also, we debate whether we will ever see a non-gross dick on this show.