Our weekly Game of Thrones update featuring Rachel Handler, Crystal Bell, and Inkoo Kang.

This week! On! Game of Crones! Crystal Bell, Rachel Handler, and Teo Bugbee agree that Game of Thrones has, of late, devolved into dull fan service. We discuss why we have to give a shit about the Hound redeeming himself, why we had to watch Bronn and Podrick write a bad fanfic about Brienne and Jaime, what the hell is going on with Tyrion's open mic nights in Meereen, and whether it's believable that Jaqen was puppeteering Arya all along. Also, we debate whether we will ever see a non-gross dick on this show.

Our weekly Game of Thrones update featuring Rachel Handler, Crystal Bell, and Teo Bugbee.

Our weekly Game of Thrones update featuring Rachel Handler, Crystal Bell, and Inkoo Kang.

Our weekly Game of Thrones update featuring Crystal Bell, Teo Bugbee, and Leah Beckmann.

This week on "Game of Crones," Rachel Handler, Crystal Bell, and Leah Beckmann discuss the important things from last night's episode, including, but not limited to: Jon and Sansa's sexually charged sibling reunion; Tormund and Brienne's sexually charged soup-eating; Dany's naked arson; and Bran and Robin's likely appearance as a couple on House Hunters International. We're also talking about why Crystal finds Littlefinger attractive and what the fuck was going on with Theon's sweater.

This week on 'Game Of Crones,' Rachel Handler, Crystal Bell, and Teo Bugbee are talking about, first and foremost, Jon Snow's genitalia. Is it small, as Tormund suggested? Is he compensating for it by dramatically ending his watch? Is something going on between him and Ser Davos? We're also talking about Who Deserved To Die The Most This Week, why Arya's storyline is feeling stretched thin, the tragically suggestible Tommen, what Bran is whining about this week, and, of course, what the hell is going on inside the Tower Of Joy.

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