“I know nothing about my Polish heritage other than we make sausage.” -Matthew Jordan Suwalski
This episode is mostly Matthew yelling or talking so softly and me giggling until the end of Time forever and ever amen, with some serious wisdom sprinkled throughout. He breaks down the challenge of managing his fitness while being entirely anxiety-ridden, reminds us all that our FOMO is probably just FOPAN, and evades all questions as to what his next big project might be. His birthday is also the day after this debuts! Happy Birthday, Matthew!
Special thanks to Spencer Rich, Andrew Chance, Zach DeSutter, The Jordan formerly known as Gore, Jnewt, Governor Brian Kemp (sort of), and Sesame Street (seriously).
Alligator King was written by Bud Luckey and Donald Hadley for Sesame Street, performed by Turk Murphy and his band in 1971. It is also the reason Matt trusted me enough to let me into his life.