You get three whole topics in this one folks. We talk about whether 23andMe is faking results to fuck with racists, whether a high school basketball phenom is actually in his twenties, and what happened to Melania Trump when she disappeared for like a month. We recorded this like three weeks ago so yeah she's obviously back and more racist than ever but we didn't know that at the time. Don't punish us for being lazy and never putting things out on time. Also I couldn't really think of a title. Fuck you.