We're only 3 GAMES into the season, but it's already time for an INTERVENTION!

ERIK TEN HAG, please take your seat.

After their humbling 3-0 defeat to LIVERPOOL, the MANCHESTER UNITED manager faced the press and told them: "We've won the most trophies after MANCHESTER CITY. I'm sorry for you."

No Erik, we're sorry, for what is about to unfold over the next hour.

Do ERIK TEN HAG'S trophies matter? Does an FA CUP make up for an 8TH PLACE FINISH?

Did ARNE SLOT show him how it's done, in the BATTLE OF THE BALD, DUTCH MANAGERS?

Is CASEMIRO finished?

And finally, in ERIK TEN HAG'S own words: "I'm not Harry Potter."

And if that's true, does it mean he's accidentally created a HORCRUX at MANCHESTER UNITED?

Breaking this all down this week, SAVAGE DAN and MARGS, LIPPY and KG THA COMEDIAN, and ELLIS and CALEB.

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