Eris unveiled

Named after the Greek goddess of chaos & discord, ERISunveiled the podcast takes slices of pop culture and weaves them together to form a radically transformative media organism. In each episode we study the chaos & noise & madness of human endeavor to find the signal that rings as clear as day. Each peal of the Bell hammers away at the foundation of our shared sense of reality, culminating in the ultimate revelation of ERIS unveiled.

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Hellooo internet people and welcome to SEASON 2, EPISODE 7 of ERIS unveiled. A production of GLORP Corp.

This is a podcast where we peeeeeel back the raw throbbing nerves of reality to expose a vast cosmic consciousness constantly grasping at warm bodies to assimilate.

This is Monday, October, 3 2022. I am your host, The Rainbow Rose. The first & only Rainbow Rose.

We got a special episode for you today. In this episode we answer the question, “WHY did humans invent money?”

But before all that, we always like to ask the true question of Questions: Did We Get Any Notes? Yes! The demon-angels haunting our dreams tattooed a devastating note on our soul ass. Without getting too deep into the details, let’s just say we’ve been inspired to NOT play with our anxieties. But you know what, it’s like, life is an endless series of teaching & learning moments. And you could argue that is the whole point to this crazy beautiful life. All because Eternity either created or chose us to be its avatar in order to explore this strange realm called Reality.

Yeah... Meditate on that one.

In the meantime, we want to share with you an awesome quote we recently found. It’s credited to the ancient Greeks, and it’s about, who else… ERIS herself. Quote.

“The strife caused by Eris is praised as she stirs up even the shiftless to toil; for a man grows eager to work when he considers his neighbour. This Strife is wholesome for men.”

This blew our mind because of how perfectly it dovetails with theories we’ve come up with that try to articulate the cause of and solution to our most pervasive societal problems. So here’s the theory. Because we evolved from critters who only survived by skittering out of the way of larger predators, we inherited a dependency on a kind of survival stress. The shorthand of this belief is that we are 'agents of chaos who need constant drama to feel alive.' Remove that constant drama and we die of boredom, but not before going insane. Fortunately, we seem to be deadly adverse to living without drama and willfully accept things like wars & poverty; unfortunately, those things are bad and we need to de better. Fortunately, there are all sorts of different kinds of stress. Euphoria is technically a kind of stress, really! Falling in love is technically a kind of stress. Caring about others and being part of a community is a kind of stress.

Applying that knowledge to broader societal issues gives us a clue on how to address its fatal flaws. So. Imagine a world where people demand that laws exist. Sounds like this world, right? Now imagine a world that rejects the notion we need a separate class of people responsible for creating & enforcing those laws. Funny how that sounds nothing like our world. But here’s the problem. In this world those roles of creating & enforcing laws are filled by people with a pathological need for attention who are rewarded with power over our lives by getting the most attention. The issue here is too much power placed in too few hands, and it’s a problem that can never be solved by us arguing over which handful of attention whores get to have power over us. And to insist IT IS the solution is a fatal flaw in our system.

Given the cause of and solution to our problems we’re saying, explicitly, that normies need to take personal responsibility for this system of law & order. What that means is we need to get rid of elections and replace that process with sortition, a lottery-based selection process. Remember, it’s not elections that make a society democratic, it’s the representation itself. Sortition is just an alternative method of selecting representatives. Not only does a lottery-based solution satisfy our need for stress; it dismantles the downward spiral of radicalization that occurs between politicians and their bases. It also disincentivizes politicians from allowing societal problems to fester so they can get elected on promises to fix those problems. Sortition would also create a system of guaranteed employment for those who choose to participate in it. What else?

Oh right, we were supposed to explain the invention of money. Look. It’s a convenient way to allocate finite resources.

So yeah. There's a more detailed pitch of the version of sortition we envision at ERISunveiled.com/sortition

Named after the Greek goddess of chaos & discord, ERISunveiled the podcast takes slices of pop culture and weaves them together to form a radically transformative media organism. In each episode we study the chaos & noise & madness of human endeavor to find the signal that rings as clear as day. Each peal of the Bell hammers away at the foundation of our shared sense of reality, culminating in the ultimate revelation of ERIS unveiled.

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In this episode ERIS unveiled goes through soft reboot, becomes more META. New host is a Lovecraftian protagonist deciphering the synchronicities of the show in real time.

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Footnotes

SONGS

_INTRO

Funny or Die’s Princess Kesha (YouTube) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhMfJ2RxqrQ

Ellie Goulding / LIGHTS

Kesha & The Flaming Lips / 2012: You Must Be Upgraded

_The Rainbow Rose

The Flaming Lips / The W.A.N.D.

Stone Temple Pilots / Dead & Bloated

_The Media Montage

Jack Shaindlin / Let's Go Sunning

Funny or Die’s Princess Kesha (YouTube)

Skinny Puppy / Cullorblind

_OUTRO

My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult / Confessions of a Knife (Theme Part 2)

DIALOGUE

_INTRO

The Dark Knight (MOVIE)

Seinfeld (TV)

Late Night with Seth Meyers (TV)—w/ Grant Morrison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhZoufrr3do

MEGA (PODCAST)

ERISunveiled (PODCAST)

Qanon Anonymous (PODCAST)

The Prisoner (TV)

_The Media Montage

The Simpsons (TV)

PBS Idea Channel / Is Math a Feature of the Universe or a Feature of Human Creation? (YouTube) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbNymweHW4E

Alan Watts / Don't Think Too Much (YouTube) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfVJUKlbWVw&t=22s

Ethan Hawke / Give yourself permission to be creative | TED (YouTube) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRS9Gek4V5Q

Grant Morrison | Disinfo Con (YouTube) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-cxBuRU09w

The Dark Knight (MOVIE)

_OUTRO

PBS Idea Channel / Is Math a Feature of the Universe or a Feature of Human Creation? (YouTube)

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• OUR BOOK— https://www.ERISunveiled.com/book

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https://www.Redbubble.com/people/ERISunveiled

How many different clips can you place??

in the podcast category, we have (in no particular order): The Daily Zeitgeist, Dumb Bitch Media, Behind the Bastards, and Knowledge Fight.

Hallo internet ppl and welcome to SEASON 2, EPISODE 4 of ERISunveiled!

 

 A production of GLORP Corp!

This is a podcast where…

hang on this is my favorite part…

This is a podcast where we peeeeeel back the raw

throbbing nerves of reality to expose like… God

 

This is Monday August 15th, 2022. I am Libby the Rose,

the First & Only host of ERISunveiled.

 

In today’s episode, DARK BRANDON BEGINS,

The Golden Glizzy gets SWATTED, and to top it all off,

for the second episode in a row we

are dropping a new segment.

We’ll get to all that and more later,

 but first we gotta ask, Did We Get Any Notes?

…Yeah, no shit. Of course we got notes.

What do you think this is? A podcast that makes sense?

Last episode a listener was confused

about how we reharmonize the polarities

of creation within ourselves? They asked,

Hey! How do we reharmonize the

polarities of creation within ourselves?

Fuck man, that’s a serious question

that deserves a serious answer.

 

…Moving on.

It’s time for this week’s RANT.

Last episode we talked about the elites who make the rules we’re forced to obey, but today we’re talking about the elites who break the rules they make that we’re forced to obey. Roll the montage!

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Now it’s time for the final segment of our show, Galaxy Brain! Where we read an excerpt from our book, Discordia Apocalyptica, which you can read right now where you are sitting at ERIS unveiled.com/book

A PARABLE: The MACHINE is a government-issued microchip implanted in your brain at birth, once the user knows of the machine, and thinks it should never have been made, The MACHINE kills the user. It was designed to kill stupid jerks who distrust art and the artists who make it.

Just a quick reminder we are now on Tiktok.com/ERISunveiled

Footnotes

LIST OF SAMPLES

INTRO:

• (TV SHOW) Seinfeld, The Seven. Original air date: February 1, 1996

• (MUSIC) The Cardigans, IRON MAN. Released September 17th, 1996

• (MUSIC) Marilyn Manson, 1996. Released October 8, 1996

LIBBYunveiled:

• (MUSIC) Dancing on the Moon, (old ass cartoon)

• (MUSIC) Dust Bros., Fight Club Original Score

CURRENT EVENTS:

• (PODCAST) Lovett It Or Leave It

• (PODCAST) The Daily Zeitgeist

• (MUSIC / PODCAST) Chicago’s Gay Men Choir / Lovett It Or Leave It

• (PODCAST) The Bugle

• (TV SHOW) Lucifer

AD BREAK:

BONUS:

• (MUSIC) k flay, My Name Isn't Katherine. Release date: February 4, 2022

GALAXY BRAIN:

• (MUSIC) Sound Mirror, Clock DVA. Released 1989

OUTRO:

• (MUSIC) Confessions of a Knife (Theme Part 2), My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult

• (TV SHOW) MILLENNIUM—Season 1/Episode 1 “The Pilot”_Release date: October 25, 1996

LINK OFF!

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• OUR BOOK— https://www.ERISunveiled.com/book

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https://www.Patreon.com/ERISunveiled

https://www.Facebook.com/ERISunveiled

https://www.Twitter.com/ERISunveiled

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https://www.Redbubble.com/people/ERISunveiled

• OUR PERSONNEL

ERISunveiled is proud to feature!

Libby Rose (GLORP shill) https://www.Twitter.com/LibbyTheRose

Footnotes

LIST OF SAMPLES

INTRO:

• (TV SHOW) MILLENNIUM—Season 1/Episode 1 “The Pilot”_Release date: October 25, 1996

• (MUSIC) Welcome to the Machine, Pink Floyd

• (MUSIC) Speak to Me, Pink Floyd

• (TV SHOW) Kesha “I know you don't care what my middle name is” Sebert on Late Night with Seth Meyers | ???* | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki14dfJue8Y

• (MUSIC) 911, LaDy GaGa, (Sofi Tukker Remix)

RANT:

• (MUSIC) Soap Commercial, Psychedelic Furs

• (MUSIC) Reptile, nine inch nails

DREAM SEQUENCE:

CURRENT EVENTS:

• (VIDEO) Cody Johnson from Some More News | ???* | “How The Rich Are Dealing With Coronavirus” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfIsuMmncm0

• (VIDEO) Jon Stewart from The Daily Show | idk man, couldn’t find the video again—we’ve had this audio hanging around for a minute now

• (MUSIC) Western Mantra, Cabaret Voltaire

• (VIDEO) John Oliver from Last Week Tonight | ???* | Rocks: (Web Exclusive) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEa3sK1iZxc&t=29s

• (MUSIC) Eastern Mantra, Cabaret Voltaire

*YouTube won’t display the publish date on videos anymore bc….

AD BREAK:

Jordan Peterson

Alex Jones

Alice Fraser

Jon Favreau

Dan Friesen

??? ???? (sorry man)

Family Guy

Jack O’Brien

GALAXY BRAIN:

• (MUSIC) Sweetness, Fischerspooner

OUTRO:

• (MUSIC) Confessions of a Knife (Theme Part 2), My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult

• (TV SHOW) MILLENNIUM—Season 1/Episode 1 “The Pilot”_Release date: October 25, 1996

BONUS:

• (MUSIC) Cosmic Love, Florence + The MACHINE

• (MUSIC) Red, Black & Blue, Marilyn Manson

LINK OFF!

• OUR SITE— https://www.ERISunveiled.com

• OUR BOOK— https://www.ERISunveiled.com/book

• OUR SOCIALS—

https://www.Patreon.com/ERISunveiled

https://www.Facebook.com/ERISunveiled

https://www.Twitter.com/ERISunveiled

• OUR MERCH!

https://www.Redbubble.com/people/ERISunveiled

• OUR PERSONNEL

ERISunveiled is proud to feature!

Libby Rose (GLORP shill) https://www.Twitter.com/LibbyTheRose

Footnotes

LIST OF SAMPLES

INTRO:

• (TV SHOW) MILLENNIUM—Season 1/Episode 1 “The Pilot”_Release date: October 25, 1996

• (MUSIC) Welcome to the Machine, Pink Floyd

• (MUSIC) pig, nine inch nails

CURRENT EVENTS:

• Various News Clips/Montage

• Erin Ryan on Pod Save America| 06.28.22 | "Fighting Back Post-Roe." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0YdP-fZdNM

• Michael Swaim on The Daily Zeitgeist | 06.22.22 | “Episode 1273: Nerf’s New Spokes-Demon, Texas To Secede … Again” https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-the-daily-zeitgeist-28516718/episode/nerfs-new-spokes-demon-texas-to-secede-98598700

• Seth Myers on Late Night with Seth Myers | 06.28.22 | “Corrupt Republicans Shredded the Supreme Court's Legitimacy with Roe Ruling: A Closer Look” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGS4-7WMWhI

OUTRO:

• (MUSIC) Confessions of a Knife (Theme Part 2), My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult

• (TV SHOW) MILLENNIUM—Season 1/Episode 1 “The Pilot”_Release date: October 25, 1996

LINK OFF!

• OUR SITE— https://www.ERISunveiled.com

• OUR BOOK— https://www.ERISunveiled.com/book

• OUR SOCIALS—

https://www.Patreon.com/ERISunveiled

https://www.Facebook.com/ERISunveiled

https://www.Twitter.com/ERISunveiled

• OUR MERCH!

https://www.Redbubble.com/people/ERISunveiled

• OUR PERSONNEL

ERISunveiled is proud to feature!

Libby Rose (GLORP shill) https://www.Twitter.com/LibbyTheRose

Read more about our vision of Sortition

If you can make it better _ You win the game !

https://erisunveiled.com/sortition

Today's episode includes_

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Major dialogue samples from_

Crooked Media's Lovett or Leave it (podcast)

iHeart Radio's The Daily Zeitgeist (podcast)

Today I Found Out (YouTube) Mice can have Dystopias too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m7X-1V9nOs

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Music samples from_

The Three X Sisters

Meat Beat Manifesto

The Trashmen

Marilyn Manson (sorta)

The Dust Bros.

Ramstein (sorta)

Industrial Bass Machine (sorta)

The Ink Spots

Grace Mesa | On Our Way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i-doluI2tQ

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Minor Dialogue samples from_

Seinfeld

XXX (the Vin Diesel movie)

The Matrix

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Seinfeld again

Family Guy

Iron Giant (Vin Diesel movie)

Alex Jones (played by Vin Diesel_J/K!)

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ERISunveiled is proud to feature_

Libby Rose (GLORP shill) @LibbyTheRose

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Our interview was with a friendly Canadian known only as @YeHoShuVaH

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misc.

Plesiadapiformes--Primates Common Ancestor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plesiadapiformes

Thanks for not suing

White Zombie & My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult crash the party as we wrap up our first interview session.