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”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
“Erratic Days”
Playing Candy Crush at a quarter to two on Monday afternoon
Before throwing Skittles about the room, shouting, “Where in the f*ck’s the blue?”
Next saying, “I guess orange will do, and this purple sh*t too”
All while watching cartoons he calls “news”
Unpredictability on speed
Yes, no, yes, maybe
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’ll sniff uncontrollably at a nationally-televised speech
And then be unable to blow his nose for a couple to three weeks
He’ll run a MAGAt marathon in his sleep
And strain muscles when he breathes
He only ever works in his dreams
He’s a loose cannon awake or asleep
Yes, no, yes, maybe
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s had some erratic days
January through December
For as long as The Jesus can remember
Anger builds inside as he boasts loudly
Hunger grows while he’s eating
His mouth dirtier every time it’s cleaned
Brain shrinks if he’s ever thinking
Adderall seems to be working today
Flying high as a kite (So f*cking high)
Squinting like a drunk reading braille
The teleprompter moving in his mind
Yes, no, yes, maybe
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
Erratic days
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
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By Craig Rozniecki
4.8
55 ratings
“Erratic Days”
Playing Candy Crush at a quarter to two on Monday afternoon
Before throwing Skittles about the room, shouting, “Where in the f*ck’s the blue?”
Next saying, “I guess orange will do, and this purple sh*t too”
All while watching cartoons he calls “news”
Unpredictability on speed
Yes, no, yes, maybe
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’ll sniff uncontrollably at a nationally-televised speech
And then be unable to blow his nose for a couple to three weeks
He’ll run a MAGAt marathon in his sleep
And strain muscles when he breathes
He only ever works in his dreams
He’s a loose cannon awake or asleep
Yes, no, yes, maybe
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s had some erratic days
January through December
For as long as The Jesus can remember
Anger builds inside as he boasts loudly
Hunger grows while he’s eating
His mouth dirtier every time it’s cleaned
Brain shrinks if he’s ever thinking
Adderall seems to be working today
Flying high as a kite (So f*cking high)
Squinting like a drunk reading braille
The teleprompter moving in his mind
Yes, no, yes, maybe
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
Erratic days
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A