We do love a good trilogy this time of year! The first ever Quarantings three-part extravaganza concludes as Kristen finally completes her tinder experiment. After hundreds of swipes, matches, and cringe chats, the CEO went on a date! Much to Lume's chagrin, it did not go… that well. After delivering the highlights (or lowlights) of the date, Kristen provides her final proclamation on whether or not single women should try and follow in her tinder jail footsteps. Plot twist, after the escape from Tinder and return to Hinge, an unexpected voice message leads to a hilarious but important PSA for all future suitors of the Queen of Quarantings.

QQH (36:58): 'Watcha Watching' this week, Lume goes full nerd discussing Paramount Plus's "Halo" and all its glory. A different kind of review from the CEO this week as she breaks down some of the amazing art she witnessed while on vacation in Boston, including a breakdown of the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum. Then Prince Petty reports on the ridiculousness that is college football coaches whining over name, image and likeness (NIL). Finally a somber goodbye to another covid casualty in downtown Minneapolis.