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December 22, 2016 EP555: Monstrance of Sky
AUTHOR: Christopher Mark Rose NARRATOR: Alethea Kontis HOST: Norm Sherman Monstrance of Sky is an Escape Pod original. Discuss on our forums. For a list of all Escape Pod stories, authors and narrators, visit our Wikia Thank you for visiting us on Facebook and Twitter about the author… Christopher Mark Rose is a fledgling writer of speculative fiction. His story “A Thousand Solomons” […]
37 min
December 17, 2016 Escape Pod 554: Captain Drake Learns His Lines
Captain Drake Learns His Lines
By Amy Sisson and Kate Suratt

So I was sitting there minding my own business and trying to choke down the rotgut Rick passes off as whiskey, when who should come sailing through the door but Jeanne Bixby –- yes, the Jeanne Bixby, the biggest telewave starlet this side of the galaxy. She'd covered that famous red-gold hair with a gauzy green scarf and wore sunglasses, but she had to take them off because the bar was so dim she nearly tripped over the Candalubian dozing on the floor just inside the doorway.

Candalubians can sleep anywhere.

Anyway, I knew it was her the minute she took the glasses off, but I couldn't figure out what the hell she was doing in Rick's Bar. She didn't even have her contingent of red-carpet bodyguards with her, just a single H'Rak'tin wearing brass knuckles on all four hands.

On second thought, maybe that was enough. H'Raks are famous for what they can do with brass knuckles.
47 min
December 17, 2016 EP554: Captain Drake Learns His Lines
AUTHORS: Amy Sisson & Kate Suratt NARRATOR: Christopher Cornell HOST: Alasdair Stuart Captain Drake Learns His Lines is an Escape Pod original. It is the first story in the short story series The Misadventures of Captain Drake. Discuss on our forums. For a list of all Escape Pod stories, authors and narrators, visit our Wikia Thank you for visiting […]
47 min
December 08, 2016 Escape Pod 553: Water Finds Its Level
Water Finds Its Level
By M. Bennardo

"Would you still love me if I were exactly the same," he'd ask, "but was a Civil War re-enactor?"

"Shut up," I'd say.

"What if I were exactly the same," he'd say, "but refused to eat anywhere except McDonald's?"

"Shut. Up."

"Or what if I greased my hair with pomade and went tanning every week?"

That's when I would give him the death-ray glare. "If you want me to stop loving you right now," I'd say, "you can keep asking those stupid questions."

"You know why."

"But it doesn't work like that," I'd say. "You can't do those things and still be exactly the same in every other way. If you did those things, you'd be somebody else. So just shut up because I don't want to think about it."
36 min
December 08, 2016 EP553: Water Finds Its Level
AUTHOR: M. Bennardo NARRATOR: Khaalidah Muhammad-Ali HOST: Norm Sherman Water Finds Its Level was originally published in Lightspeed Magazine. (May 2013) Discuss on our forums. For a list of all Escape Pod stories, authors and narrators, visit our Wikia Thank you for visiting us on Facebook and Twitter about the author… Matthew Bennardo lives in Ohio. He co-edited the science-fiction anthology Machine of Death, […]
36 min
December 01, 2016 Escape Pod 552: RedChip BlueChip
RedChip BlueChip
By Effie Seiberg

The AdChip technician’s rubber-gloved hand was cold on my chin. “Now hold still, Mi-kay-la.”

“It’s Mi-KEE-la,” I grumbled. My mother, leaning on the beige metal door, didn’t look up from her smartpad.

“Right.” He nodded, uncaring. “This is going to sting a bit, but don’t you worry. It’ll be over before you know it.”

He didn’t know how right he was - it would be over soon, once Sivvy found out.

He pushed my chin to the side, exposing my left ear, then swiped an alcohol-infused gauze in the soft area behind the star-shaped earring I’d bent from a paper clip the other day.

“Now, do you want to be BlueChip or RedChip?” He busied himself with the metal tray of instruments sitting next to me on the ugly green table. An enormous syringe-like tool lay there next to two tiny Chips and a graft gun. Both Chips were black - I guess the color names weren’t literal.
34 min
December 01, 2016 EP552: RedChip BlueChip
AUTHOR: Effie Seiberg HOST & NARRATOR: Tina Connolly RedChip BlueChip was originally published in Crossed Genres (June 2015 issue). Discuss on our forums. For a list of all Escape Pod stories, authors and narrators, visit our Wikia Thank you for visiting us on Facebook and Twitter about the author… Effie Seiberg is a science fiction and fantasy writer living in San Francisco. Her […]
34 min
November 24, 2016 Escape Pod 551: The Most Absurd Dance at the End of the Worlds
The Most Absurd Dance at the End of the Worlds
By Holly Heisey

It was the end of the worlds, and Mr. Jamison and I were arguing over peas. Not the mush you get in a cafeteria, but peas that smelled like grasshoppers and summer. Real, in the shell, peas.

Mr. Jamison detached his monocle and peered down at the pea pods on my outstretched hand. He made a huffing sound that poofed his drooping moustache. He looked like a side character in an old John Wayne movie, stuffed into fussy clothes.

“It is an altogether sensible looking vegetable,” he finally said. “But how will they help us to program the Back Button?”

He motioned to the collection of brass pipes and gauges that hulked on the sturdy worktable. Afternoon sunlight slanted from the warehouse windows and gave the Back Button a purposeful glint. If we could figure out what that purpose was, we could save the worlds.

I picked a pod off my hand and held it to the sunlight. “I think this pod is like the shape our worlds are taking now. The brane that contains the one hundred and nineteen realities is stretched thin and long, and our worlds are lined up inside of it.”
27 min
November 24, 2016 EP551: The Most Absurd Dance at the End of the Worlds
AUTHOR: Holly Heisey NARRATOR: Andrea Richardson HOST: Alasdair Stuart The Most Absurd Dance at the End of the Worlds is an Escape Pod original. Discuss on our forums. For a list of all Escape Pod stories, authors and narrators, visit our Wikia Thank you for visiting us on Facebook and Twitter about the author… Holly Heisey launched their writing career in sixth […]
27 min
November 17, 2016 Escape Pod 550: When They Come Back
When They Come Back
by Natalia Theodoridou

They were called Maria, and Michael, and Siobhan, George, Elise, and Sarah, and Violet, Daisy, Jasmine, Rose--

no, perhaps these were not people names, these were flower names, weren't they?--

and Gabriel, Raphael, Bacchus, Athena, Io, Muhammad,

but these were mythical names, and god names, and prophet names, so hard to tell them apart all these years after the--

all these years after they--

and Natalie, Vasilis, Dmitri, Ousmane...

The angel is rotting. He's leaning against the trunk of an olive tree. I examine his body but avoid his eyes, as always, just in case. I would like to have been a man, he'd said once, so I always think of him as one, no matter what his body looks like. Today he has a mane of dark curls that reach all the way down to the roots of his wings. No beard. No breasts. No hair on his body except a little around his crotch.

His skin has turned the colour of a fresh bruise. It won't be long.
29 min