Hard-Arrgghhhh, y’all mateys hiring?

Guess what? It’s still pride month. We love our gay ass friends and we want that to be crystal queer.

In a perfect world, we would have special assistants like the women who bathe you in Red Dead.

Gina Davis is not hot; Get real.

Shout out that Chinese influencer dog who was stolen, sold for 27 dollars and then eaten in a kung-fu fashion. We’re not being insensitive; this really happened.

The Germans are congregating in Argentina again. Sounds fischbrötchen to us.