Yeah, the heat has us limping to the end of pride month and by heat, we mean the entire Miami basketball team.

We get to talking road rage stories.

Pirates were the first guys with game. “That booty so fine imma put it in a chest and bury it. Imma draw a map and folkannem won’t find it for a thousand years. That’s how much I love that booty.”

The dragon from shrek; would you?

This one is particularly bad, but it’s not our job to make it good. That’s not our responsibility.

We know ball.

DWade and Gabby are raising them right.

Jill Taylor will chub you. Eskimo Bros guarantee.

And whaddya know, evil hippies keep getting more evil. Stay away from the wools, kids. You might end up in a porta-potty.

Do y’all ever get down on all 4’s in the shower and pretend you’re a bear catching salmon?

Normally it’s a non issue, but capitalism is so lame rn… they’re already making a live action Moana.

America is about industry, cranking out hits, making money, fucking bitches; not baking cookies on the job for TikTok.

RIP Daveigh Chase. If we’d have known you got down like that we would have had you on the podcast.

Ace stops by to hang dong and show off his jewelry.

Shout out Benny The Cannabus.

Madelyn Cline and Amanda Seyfried and Ana De Armas and Kate Beckinsale and Emma Stone and Kat Dennings and Zooey Deschanel and Kyra Sedgwick and Michelle Pfeifer and Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson and Joseph Gordon Levitt and Kate Mara and Rooney Mara and Shakira and…

The Juneteenth X Pride collab you’ve all been waiting for.. Jon is back.

RIP Trevor Moore.

Big Mike swung the hog and Josh Hokit no longer fights for the UFC.

For some reason, it always gets to us tanning our behind-hole. Idk.

We got to telling stories such as the time Magic Boy and BB’s sister punched Magic Boy in the testicles on an active news segment.

Frosted Tips and Allen Iverson jerseys. Talk about wigged out.

“Just like a young girl should.” Yikes Mick Jagger, yikes.

Selena Gomez’ nose keeps growing because she’s living a lie; BENNY BLANCO IS NOT HOT.

Publix is rich guy bullshit. They don’t even have women with T-Rex arms greeting you at the door.

One time, our sister was in the hospital and she walked by a sweet little girl wearing a safety helmet. She walked right up to that sweet water head and got down in a three-point stance, growling. She was the best.

So do like, 20 year old Jews exist?

We get to talking the different types of male lengthening surgeries.

If you’re a tweaker, or a crackhead, in the middle Tennessee area, Magic Boy’s place of employment will hire you.

In the spirit of pride month, we have our first guest, Elijah. A.k.a. Elijah_gravy on IG.

You know young heartbreak? Where you’re cheating, so y’all take a break; then she’s cheating, but not technically, since you’re on a break. So, then y’all get back together and…honestly idk.

Cranking off at work is some degenerate behavior. We’re looking at you, Jimi Hendrix.

Tony Hinchcliffe put a comedy special out and it’s god awful. The rogansphere is crumbling.

Shout out our military men. Our boys in uniform. Our little fruits in boots. Especially the Army. Hey boyyyyyyyyz.

RIP Oliver Tree

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Shout out Kenny Hoggers. “You gotta to know when to hold ‘em…”

Ben Affleck as Batman was a fucking joke.

Magic Boy KNOWS where squirt comes from. These nerds are getting out of pocket.

Wtf is up with age regressors?

S/o the pushers and the pullers of the world; keep doing your thing.

Sam Levinson is weird af.

What would you do if you got arrested and your diaper was full?