Hard-Arrgghhhh, y’all mateys hiring?

Guess what? It’s still pride month. We love our gay ass friends and we want that to be crystal queer.

In a perfect world, we would have special assistants like the women who bathe you in Red Dead.

Gina Davis is not hot; Get real.

Shout out that Chinese influencer dog who was stolen, sold for 27 dollars and then eaten in a kung-fu fashion. We’re not being insensitive; this really happened.

The Germans are congregating in Argentina again. Sounds fischbrötchen to us.

Magic Boy got his tampon string caught in his lady parts.

Spaceman bees in the trap at the Music City Fit’ness D*** expo.

Shout out Eddie Hall. Shout out Brian Shaw: grip expert. Said his grip is so strong he can pick up 90 pound hockey pucks with his posterior.

Who remembers Pepsi Nitro?

A couple of beer connoisseurs, “somaligays” if you will, get to talking hops and nitrogen. Sounds like estrogen if you ask us.

We get to talking Eastern Medicine; Herbs, Tinctures, Testicles.

Miles Davis is forever.

Spaceman saved Magic Boy’s culo today. If you see him out and about, give him flowers.

S/o Aussies, specifically Siggy Retts.

Hanta God, Bill gates needs to quit releasing diseases on us. Ticks, rats, bats, oh my.

WE’RE COMING AT YOU HARD ALL MONTH LONG BABY. IT’S AN EXTRA WET PODCAST.

Sometimes, Spaceman wishes he was just a little ant. “We all do it the saaaaaaame”

Big brothers are the worst.

Cynthia Erivo is Jesus.

Steven Seagal is god. ME WAN DA POONANI.

Walmart is Chinese and Kroger is Japanese, both oriental in nature.

If you’ve been following along the last 2 weeks, BB’s car still isn’t fixed.

“That’s Charley with an E like Pride, Crockett with two T’s like Davy.”

Big shout out to Widow’s Bay.

July 1st, the THCA reckoning will commence. We say good riddance to that fufu lame shid.

We want to get to the bottom of mimes and mime culture… seems like a lot of trauma wrapped up in that.

It’s actually alarming how mentally impaired most people are getting… not that we’re geniuses.

Casa Bonita, CASA BONITA.

Spaceman has spoken and he’s grown tired of Hitler.

Stop and save the turtles.

BB is dealing with tire troubles

What did everyone get for Memorial Day? Did the ghosts of veterans bring happy tidings?

Rebellious.Essence.. look her up lmao

Project Hail Mary; tell us how it ends? We only watch movies halfway through

We’re on Apple and Spotify. With that said, we are promptly taking our podcast off of Spotify in protest of…something? Idk.

We had James Hetfield stop by the studio at the very top. Didn’t realize he was gay.

James Franco is back and we are aroused and confused.

Thomas Hayden Church is everywhere… Tires, George of the Jungle. Everywhere.

Sorry for the delay; We gave Producer Gaymie the holiday weekend and he scooted on up to the Poconos. Happy Memorial Day, babies.

S/o Posh Spice that little working-class asshole.

We have some gripes with the Amish stores of the world.. Why are there lights and point of sale systems? Why aren’t there women delivering more workers in the back? Where are the dirt floors?

James Brown was and probably still is the greatest performer. LiViN iN aMeRiCa.

“It’s actually incredibly masculine to have sex with men.” Direct quote from Andrew Tate.

We’re talking Bill Cosby, we’re talking Harvey Weinstein, we’re talking Clavicular.

Everyone who isn’t mixed in the near future is fucked. It is what it is. Accept it.

Elton John, A knight fighting for those with aids. Pass it on.

These mfs are really talking about pardoning Ghislaine.

Clarksville, come get your honkey.