“Just like a young girl should.” Yikes Mick Jagger, yikes.

Selena Gomez’ nose keeps growing because she’s living a lie; BENNY BLANCO IS NOT HOT.

Publix is rich guy bullshit. They don’t even have women with T-Rex arms greeting you at the door.

One time, our sister was in the hospital and she walked by a sweet little girl wearing a safety helmet. She walked right up to that sweet water head and got down in a three-point stance, growling. She was the best.

So do like, 20 year old Jews exist?