We had Terrence sit in today; He’s a diesel mechanic, rock climber, slack liner, welder, fabricator of reality, haver of hot sisters, good lover, giant hogged etc.

Shout out Tom the Uber driver

Word on the transcendental yoga/nihilism/alien/chakra scene is that if you’re going to a Tool show you’re supposed to do acid and cocaine… that’s very enlightened.

SSRIs are helping men in the bedroom of all places.

We came to the unfortunate conclusion that pirates were the theater kids of their time.

If you were a green beret, how would you kill your wife?

We’ve officially jumped the golden calf; Mar-A-Lago is the capital of Soddom and Gomorrah.

“I’m rubber, you’re tree; you cut me down, I’ll bounce off of you and eat your ass.”

ESPN stats to get behind: In one season, Tyreik Hill had more children than receiving touchdowns.

On a scale of, “How many children do I have” from Eric Clapton to Nick Cannon, where does NBA Youngboy fall?

“If my sons can be daughters then my dog can run my business.” - Some white girl bigot probably. You know they lovveeeee their dogs.

We get to talking biblical-level disease today: The plague, leprosy, adultery, being Jewish etc.

Colostomy bags… are we feeling them? Are we vibing?

Neil Degrasse Tyson vs. Stephen Hawking: A battle of the brain.

Heavy foot coverage today from two of the sexiest boys on the pod. Tune in freaks.

The Eskimo Bros get a little nihilistic. Magic Boy was absent being gay somewhere.

Politics: the ultimate cash grab. The ultimate ass-blast.

BB and Spaceman just wanna give it all up and become a couple of homosteaders. Tune in to see if they’ve got what it takes to plow, to squeeze, to cross pollinate.

Seems Spaceman didn’t get recorded. On a real note I do apologize for all of the recent fuck ups. On a fake note, you’re gay.

Shout out to Clavicular. Sounds like he’s gonna be doing some Butthole-maxxing.

We go over the lyrics to “Thrift Shop” and they are probably not what you remember.

We had Randy from Trailer Park Boys grace us at the studio today.

Spaceman educates us youngin’s on the prices of dip over the years. Fucking Biden.

We here at Eskimo Bros believe Elvis started soul food and you can’t tell us any different.

Spaceman got a new hobby and it may or may not involve blowing.

Wtf is up with daggering? That shit hurts, right? Like how does your bag not bust?

The UK just came out and said they’re going homophobic nationwide: Bob’s your uncle. It’s a wee fag ban, innit?

Looks like Ol Mike Vrabel has that dawg in him after all. We finally got BB back on track and it’s glorious. Kris Jenner is the world’s most successful pimp, right? Xanax is the closest we have in our modern day to time travel.

No BB again. If anyone has a blade, we will fall on it.

Big S/O to Stallion, the pizza box, and the cache of sensitive material under the water bed.

Joe Rogan is going hard for Ibogaine because he believes it’s a medicine to make you taller. He was quoted saying, “Shit, I bo gain a couple inches on god.”