This war is only gonna hurt the consumers…but they’re the least of our concerns right now. Shout out L.I.S.A. Steve Jobs was a good father and we don’t care what you say. The Holy Spirit took hold about halfway through. Send tithes to TPUSA.

Robert Kardashian went out the Michael Douglas route. There’s a price to be an Olympian… Just ask Caitlyn Jenner. Shout out the Kardashian Coven.

There’s a nonzero chance Afroman will fuck your wife. Shout out Rick Perry and his quirky little ranch in Texas. Wtf was up with “Latinx?”

Spaceman lets us know up top that he’s got hella control of allllll his muscles. What if God was one of us? THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA; THEY FORGOT I’M HIM.

Hell, we’ve never been to Spain.

S/o Colter Wall. Spaceman wants a Blunderbust. Stevie Ray Vaughan is overrated…especially once you find out Vin Diesel makes reggaeton.

Is Liam Neeson a drunk, or does he just hate people? Shout out Karen Horney, psychologist extraordinaire. Magic Boy luvs Molly Meatball, ya sausage.

What is a beard? Nashville CoL is higher than Magic Boy. Spaceman expresses some views that have just been eating him up.

Sup folks? We added a new element to the podcast. Science is a liar sometimes. NBA Youngboy is sweet.

Human nature IS gay. Rip Isaac Kappy. Ashton Kutcher isn’t hot. We’ll fight you over it.

R.I.P. Acme. Say baby do you wanna lay down with me? SAY BABY.