Is it acceptable if you’re quoting a meme? Dementia is scary. Michael Jackson was the king of pop-ping dat ass.

At this point, the DOJ should lose the “O” on account of all these mf dropppppps. We speak about generational racism. We talk Louis Prima and Maynard Ferguson.

Our sweet angels caught the bug. Best concert/worst concert. Happy Monday.

Pavarotti was said to have a voice so powerful he could break ass with his notes. That’s beautiful.

Jon and Magic Boy are the obvious schizos in the group. Spaceman and BB keep it rock steady, as always. The world is a vampire.

Jared cracked ‘em wide open. Jack unravels the conspiracy for us. Spacemom makes an appearance to tell Jon that calling her son “fat titted” ain’t gonna fly.

Well whaddya know? Jon is back, straight vested like its stock options and we try to get comfortable with rehabilitating our inner cinephile.

Lotta buttrock up top. Rip Bob Weir. Music is so cool, man.

It should be called Plan LGBT. That’s funny. Sorry for the delay. There’s a got damn winter storm warning.