ESL RPG

ESL RPG

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ESL RPG episodes

  • DM Chat with Players! 9-21-2019

    Here we discuss how to deal with players leaving the game, what to do if you don't enjoy the game, things to do to make the game better, not-exactly-homework-but-things-you-do-not-while-playing, and play-life balance.


    Also, we have a Patreon at:

    https://www.patreon.com/eslrpg

    19 min
  • HNC 12 - Never Waste Meat

    Here our heroes try to save the day, do some accidental cooking, and a certain god makes a return.


    Also, we have a Patreon at:

    https://www.patreon.com/eslrpg

    30 min
  • HNC 10 - A Muscular Rodent Approaches!

    In this episode, we return to the Heroes of New Cydonia campaign! Our heroes left off having firebombed an orphanage by not listening to directions, and start off by un-firebombing said orphanage. Along the way, they will run into a character that may end up recurring in other games. Because we grew to like him very much.


    This will become a little bit of a problem with some DMPCs for us.

    Also, we have a Patreon at:

    https://www.patreon.com/eslrpg

    31 min
  • TTC 34 - Would You Mind Terribly If We Eat You?

    In this episode, our players go off to Copper Mountain, Magical Fed Ex, a magic tattoo, they get hired, demonstrate politeness with dead horses, get in a big fight, and fail horribly at sneaking.

    Tune in next time for a return to Heroes of New Cydonia!

    Also, we have a Patreon at:

    https://www.patreon.com/eslrpg

    36 min
  • TTC 33 - No Paladins Here

    In this episode, an ill-advised fight goes forward, Bob joins in, a book gets wet, then dry again, popcorn is eaten, things are shared out, and a direction is set for where our heroes go. 

    And our heroes make too many "That's what she said" jokes, and Nobody gets confused.

    Also, we have a Patreon at:

    https://www.patreon.com/eslrpg

    34 min
  • TTC 32 - Never Trust an Ex-Gnome

    Alright. Some introductions.  Nobody, Somebody, Father Jack, Kit, and Kyoko are gods, and characters from a previous campaign set more than 500 years before. Kit is a druid dragon puppy god of all things chaotic in nature, Kyoko is a winged-elf god of hunters and people whose common sense goes largely ignored, Father Jack absolutely is a mix of Aries, Dionysus, and Catholicism (ok, not really Catholicism, but definitely extra alcoholism), Nobody is an ex-gnome tinkering trickster god of assassins, and Somebody is the voice of conscience and reason inside his head made god incarnate. It's a lot of weird stuff.


    Also part of that canon? Father Jack has died (a few times) already from old age, and was sent back to the material plane for causing too much havoc in the afterlife. As for Nobody, he could only be reincarnated after dying of old age... and the dice gods spoke, giving both him and Somebody new bodies, of a Wood Elf, and an elvish Tiefling.

    Ok, introductions out of the way, our players negotiate for payment for the book, find out something unsettling, and win minor victories over these gods. Oh, and Dreg starts a fight again. With Nessie.

    Look forward to the next one!

    Also, we have a Patreon at:

    https://www.patreon.com/eslrpg

    32 min

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