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By E.D. with roy
The podcast currently has 36 episodes available.
Disappointment manifold but hope so too, the bad boys of station E-R-O-B take it to the edge Phoenix and rise from ashes of erotic shock jock thriller base reality to soar thru betterreality of carnivalesque v-neck carnal reverie.
Lowly listner ponders what these guys are on. I don’t know they’re yellow.
We petty officers make stealthmode descent to lower depths of peak DirecTVcore content and contend with byzantine byways of pill popping mutineer ERob's madhouse submersible. We surface as new men with new concerns. This is new time. Get new.
Facing down the eschaton, we risk a ton—but splendid reward is ours and high watermark in conversational folk art is achieved RE: damnable marks.
This deconstruction of the great American endtime faith film has the ERERP grappling with daemons of misremembering, digression and eye defiling video resolution. Sides blown out but faith intact, we deny ourselves and refuse novelvirusvaccine's six hundred threescore and six enticements (including polyamorous longevity and free birth control).
Inaugural Black Eye Club Survivor Summit commences with psychotronic exegesis of E-Rob-as-Old-Scratch exhibition.
Bullets of critical faculty being medicine man blessed—we blast!—us Harlots of Satan, through many Onis (daemon) of wrongthink in Wild West theme park feverdream.
Souls unscalped it’s destination sunset with fresh conviction that all belief systems are valid and equal. Religious midgets mythbusted. Everyone is same height in eternity (4’11”).
Jan 15, 2022 While E.D. makes his haaj, Roy drunkenly fumbles you through season one episodes five and six of Batman!
Jan 29, 2022 While E.D. makes his haaj, Roy drunkenly fumbles you through season one episodes seven and eight of Batman!
Your favorite Purg-spergs walk straight/walk narrow and come-along-Sam to speak on a made-for-TNT/made-immortal-on-Grit (the TV channel not the newspaper) supernatural western featuring Eric Rob as outlaw villain Bl*ckjack Britton. Ropeday draws nigh. Will we enter this house justified in the eyes of the One True or will we plunge into fiery chasm for myriad podcast sins? Please venmo us your indulgences, we implore you.
Us merry maricónes are once again south of the border for lurid but edifying Eric vehicle. Current societal plights of ableism, homophobia and statutory rape are fully resolved during this discussion which will endure like a Wyld Stallyns world saving ballad for future generations of unkillable cockroach spirits in global Baja utopia where everyday is like Pride month.
I don't know what I've been told but have you heard tell of two civilians reporting for duty on empty airbase of the mind to share impressions of grossly preemptive serviceporn mockbuster from clearsighted year 2020? Couple Top Gun-nerds contend with Top Gunner and the Baja CA tourist board. Much marveling at the miracle of aviation and the joys of counterfeit cinema to be heard here.
Lift easy, sky kings.
With brazen lack of concern for ERERP pensions, we head into the sweatbox to aggressively grill this stillborn procedural from the first year of so far the finest century of all. Great obstacles are foisted upon us—time-limited Zoom calls, incomplete IMDb cast lists and the dark-matter-heavy question of Who Polices the Police Policing the Police?
The podcast currently has 36 episodes available.