Hello peoples and welcome to another episode of Esoterica Cinema, the podcast where the hosts take movies way more seriously than they do themselves! And this time, they've brought in a special guest to help them out, Daniel Segura from The Moustachioed Podcastio

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This week, the random wheel of chance has landed on 2005's Hard Candy, directed by David Slade. You might remember this one as "that film about the internet child stalker with Elliot Page"...yeah, that one! It also stars Patrick Wilson, who is one of those actors where if you don't know his name you certainly know his face.

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Come revisit this film (which, btw, is nowhere near as graphic as it could've been, for better or worse), and enjoy some stimulating, earnest conversation with Jason & Ryan (and Daniel!) right here on Esoterica Cinema!

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Every episode of Esoterica Cinema features a comedy sketch in the form of a fake commercial or sketchy-sketch at the end of the episode. We're posting them separately in case you'd like to hear it again or for the first time!

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Episode 9 of Season 2 features this sketch, "Lucky Severed Fingers" inspired by Holy Motors (and Lucky Charms!). In case you didn't listen to the episode, or if you'd just like to hear to the sketch on its own again, catch it right here!

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Written, Produced, & Performed by Ryan Seybold

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Hello peoples and welcome to another episode of Esoterica Cinema, the podcast where the hosts take movies way more seriously than they do themselves!

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This week, the random wheel of chance has landed on 2012's Holy Motors! If this one sounds familiar, it might be because Leos Carax, the filmmaker, is also the guy behind Annette, the cunnilingus-themed musical with Adam Driver & Marion Cotillard that was on everyone's radar for a moment(kidding but only kind-of). He is also notable for having directed his first feature film at the age of 24.

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Come revisit this incomparable (for better and/or worse) film, and enjoy some stimulating, earnest conversation with Jason & Ryan right here on Esoterica Cinema!

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Every episode of Esoterica Cinema features a comedy sketch in the form of a fake commercial or sketchy-sketch at the end of the episode. We're posting them separately in case you'd like to hear it again or for the first time!

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Episode 8 of Season 2 features this sketch, "Super Bamboo-matic '76" inspired by Harakiri (and Dan Akroyd/SNL!). In case you didn't listen to the episode, or if you'd just like to hear to the sketch on its own again, catch it right here!

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Written, Produced, & Performed by Jason Peters

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Hello peoples and welcome to another episode of Esoterica Cinema, the podcast where the hosts take movies way more seriously than they do themselves!

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This week, the random wheel of chance has landed on 1962's Harakiri! If this one sounds familiar, it's because it's one of the most respected films to ever come out of Japan, and is featured in IMDB's Top 100 Films of All-Time. It is also included in the Criterion Collection.

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Come revisit this exceptional film, and enjoy some stimulating, earnest conversation with Jason & Ryan right here on Esoterica Cinema!

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Every episode of Esoterica Cinema features a comedy sketch in the form of a fake commercial or sketchy-sketch at the end of the episode. We're posting them separately in case you'd like to hear it again or for the first time!

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Episode 7 of Season 2 features this sketch, "Ry-ant!" inspired by Matinee. In case you didn't listen to the episode, or if you'd just like to hear to the sketch on its own again, catch it right here!

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Written by Ryan Seybold and Jason Peters

Performed by Ryan Seybold, Debi Peters, and Jason Peters

Produced by Ryan Seybold

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Hello peoples and welcome to another episode of Esoterica Cinema, the podcast where the hosts take movies way more seriously than they do themselves!

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This week, the random wheel of chance has landed on 1993's Matinee! Remember that one? You'd be forgiven if not, it made a disappointing $9.5M on a budget of $13M. But it's got John Goodman with Joe Dante at the helm, so it's not all bad.

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Come revisit this forgotten cult film and enjoy some stimulating, earnest conversation with Jason & Ryan right here on Esoterica Cinema.

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Friends of the show Javan and Eric drop by to give us their list of pros and cons for 2021's The Tomorrow War, as featured in our monthly bonus episode Viva Esoterica!

Hey there, friends!

For season 2, we've decided to try something a little different and we really hope you like it.

As you all know, we do a unique comedy sketch for every episode, and in that spirit we wanted to try out some more fun variety-type features and combine them into one package for you to enjoy every month. So we created the Viva Esoterica Variety Special!

Some of the features will be comedy, others will be more informative, but all will stay within the realms of cinema, and be centered around the very types of films and programming we regularly enjoy here on Esoterica Cinema.

Come join the fun!

Jason & Ryan

Every episode of Esoterica Cinema features a comedy sketch in the form of a fake commercial or sketchy-sketch at the end of the episode. We're posting them separately in case you'd like to hear it again or for the first time!

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Episode 6 of Season 2 features this sketch, "Michael Bay's Grave of the Fireflies" inspired by Grave of the Fireflies. In case you didn't listen to the episode, or if you'd just like to listen to the sketch on its own again, give a listen!

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Written, Produced, and Performed by Jason Peters

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