Eunuch Fuck Machine

In between our scant discussion of the original episode topic, Omari shares his innovative take on corporal punishment, Gabe questions the political rights of his dog, and Lune offers timeless wisdom for how to hit on strangers at the gym.

We're back!! Topics include this podcast continuing to exist, what we've been doing over the past months, murder rates in North American countries, Lune's power going out, and Omari ranting angrily about Discord! (That last one's not in the episode. I cut it.)

In addition, there's a rousing game of PIG or MAN.

Featuring noted working-class traitors Gabe and Hannah!

Since Lune is gone, the podcast has gone down considerably in quality... and we pass on the savings to you, the listener! Learn everything there is to know about America's greatest state.

While the recording may be from the crusty old month of April, the topic is evergreen- animals! Points of discussion include how feasible it is for one man (Omari) to cook and eat a whole giraffe, school shooters, Family Guy roleplay, the intimate pleasures of foodstuffs, and cupholders for horses. Truly, swepisode is a heady, finely aged wine.

In this episode, Omari and Sean discuss the just-released Super Mario Bros. movie, and Lune is also there. There were also other topics, it's hard to remember since I'm uploading this two weeks after the thing came out. We swear we're not going to become a movie podcast. We don't even like movies. I promise!

The eunuchs welcome special guest and noted Filipino Gabe! Lune decided to watch numerous far-right media personalities for pod content, to mixed results. The theme is eventually nailed down as food, I think. Some points of discussion include AOL, Lindsey Graham, the Irish, Christmas for tigers, the animal purge, and Gabe's profound love for Detective Pikachu.

In their first official episode, the eunuchs discuss birth, who to kill, and even play a game of popular televised trivia show! Just a few other topics include hot new films, breast cancer mind control, balls, large cats, Minecraft youtubers and Catholicism.

In this inaugural episode, the eunuchs attempt to discern what type of audio content they will inject into earholes.

If you get to a part about a smug guy and a cricket, be sure to click on the following link: https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/11/9/1289330049395/Bush-cricket-and-its-test-006.jpg?width=620&quality=45&dpr=2&s=none

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