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Today on Evaludate: Crius keeps digging a hole but is otherwise a nothingburger; Tyril route and ending would be so good if it was good; Zenn remains the unbeatable favorite; and the Lucien ending dodges political implications as hard as it can.

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• Rape: 40:18 - 41:53, 57:37 - 57:49

Today on Evaludate, Air and Madelyn return after an amount of time Madelyn  does not wish to think about. Anastasia is back at the helm as the point of view character, but this route isn't done sidelining her yet! The route keeps gesturing at being about cooler things than what it is actually about, and reminding us how much better Zenn is while repeatedly being racist about him. There's also a goddess.

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• Anti-Black Racism: 10:15 - 10:59, 25:25 - 26:05
• Suicide: 47:12 - 48:35, 49:27 - 49:39, 50:25 - 50:33

Today on Evaludate:  Anastasia finally gets the point of view back, but her other love interests are still doing Lucien promo; we just don't have time to address the interpersonal ramifications of time loops in our time loop game; and if you're The Devil you have to tell me.

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• Anti-black racism: 12:10 - 12:35
• Suicide: 17:20 - 17:23, 19:04 - 19:18
• Cannibalism: 36:07 - 40:10

Today on Evaludate: Anastasia has left us alone at a party with her new boyfriend and his buddies, Lucien may only be alive because the witch is also fumbling through this, and Crius may be pushing for the throuple ending.

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Today on Evaludate: The bad endings in this game are kind of Odd, huh; Zenn continues to be an impossible act to follow, sorry Lucien; Anastasia goes to Chicago - and: what if Batman was Princess Tutu?

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• Anti-Black Racism: 10:31 - 11:38
• Suicide: 37:51 - 40:16 , 1:06:50 - 1:07:36

Today on Evaludate: Lucien is really bad at Among Us, Mael goes directly on our shit list, Anastasia and Zenn continue to be the world's biggest sweeties, and we successfully frame Crius for murder (Yay?).

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• Discussion of Anti-Black Racism: 11:39 - 14:45, 17:12 - 18:18

Today on Evaludate, we wish we could forget about all this murder-witch nonsense and play a game of HORSE with our best friend Zenn, Lucien can't be the cool one for two seconds, and Madelyn fails to frame Crius for murder.

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The subject of capital punishment/the death penalty comes up in this episode. In light of recent tragic events, we feel it's necessary to warn listeners that while the event doesn't come up in the episode (this was recorded prior), the subject of capital punishment is discussed.

• Suicide: 19:26 - 20:02, 36:24 - 36:42, 45:55 - 46:27

Today on Evaludate, Air and Madelyn start the indisputable Best Route In The Game (<- Objective Fact), very suddenly learn important info about Zenn from an unlikely source, and are probably too amped about homicide for a podcast that signs off with "don't date murderboys". Also: love is real.

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• Suicide: 37:46 -38:00, 40:15 - 44:19

Today on Evaludate: Madelyn's opinion on Tyril completes its 360-degree rotation, the game gets a little bit Hayes Code-y, and the religious world-building needs a little work.

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We spend a lot of time in this episode discussing sexual assault and rape, please take care in listening or skip if you need to.

• Suicide: 13:44 - 14:11,  1:29:16 - 1:30:23
• Child Abuse: 50:44 - 53:42
• Incest: 1:13:40 -  1:15:00
• Self Harm: 1:14:17 - 1:14:32

Today on Evaludate: actually we have more to say about that weird CPR kiss last time, this game's theology is kind of wack, and oh yeah, remember how there's actual witch panic going around alongside the fun murder mystery stuff?

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• Cannibalism: 4:25 - 8:45