Jason relished the chance to show people his giant bone and Steve was so taken with a lady he offered her his finest battle skull. Steve also overcomplicated college by forgetting the two key things he could do at any time: read or masturbate. We also find out that Jason's got a list of Boner Jamz you should never play around him. And finally, a college sex shower (singular) shouldn't require as much planning and forethought as Jason required.