Happy Holigays, everyone! In this episode, we're proudly shining our red noses bright as we explore the undeniable queerness of 1964's Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer TV special. We talk Rudolph and Hermey as queer misfits, whether Santa is ultimately a villain, parallels between the Abominable Snowman and Jenna Marshall, the toxic masculinity running rampant in Christmas Town, how the sad little doll is definitely a lesbian, and the Island of Misfit Toys as a metaphor for a trans-exclusionary queer space.

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In this episode, we’re not stopping till we find a coconut cupcake with That Girl is Poison. We talk Jenna’s hat-tacular birthday party, Hanna’s rummage sale apathy leading to the unfortunate introduction of Ashley and Pastor Ted, Paily being confused by both clip-on ties and each other, Aria’s zany actions regarding the enigmatic Laurel Tuckman, the show badly exploring sexual fluidity and transference vis-à-vis Cousin Nate, and the possibility that multiple characters in this episode are actually Mona in a mask. 

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In this episode, we're breaking into a fancy apartment with Birds of a Feather. We talk the immediately loathsome arrival of Cousin Nate, Aria's reliably dumb solution to a situation that she isn't a part of, Caleb finally cutting the Haleb cord after yet another Mona-centric fight, Ella and Ashley enacting the first half of a romcom that we're desperate to see, Spencer once again showing very little sensitivity where Melissa's loss is concerned, and whether we would have liked Ali's season 6 marriage better if Rollins was a woman (spoiler alert: we ship it).

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In this episode, we're untangling spaghetti with Kingdom of the Blind. We talk the bizarre circumstances of Melissa's miscarriage plot, Dark Lucas taking a turn into Full Joker, Jenna and Aria making beautiful queer music together, Emily becoming a pawn in Prezra's latest manipulation, Hanna confronting the many masks of Mona, and the PLL things we are thankful for.

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In this episode, we're trashing a bad dad's office with Blood is the New Black. We talk Aria strong-arming Prezra and poor Emily into a study buddy scenario, Spencer's detective brain being clouded by sexual frustration, Hanna grieving her ambiguous loss while dealing with an overbearing Caleb, the show's way problematic treatment of Jenna faking her blindness, Lizard Man Byron predictably blaming his daughter for his own bad choices, and 'A' upping the ante by turning body parts into fashion accessories.

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Season 3, baby! In this episode, we indeed have jubilation with It Happened 'That Night.' We talk a very evolved Hanna desperately needing a girlfriend, Toby's unconvincing loft plumbing situation, Emily's not terribly well-handled Maya grief, Prezria and Ella going on a horrific three-person date, Lucas "turning dark," and how the Liars are or are not coping in the aftermath of Mona's reveal as A.

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In this episode, we're taking a trip to Neptune as we discuss the many parallels between Veronica Mars and PLL. We talk the two shows' explorations of trauma, whether Veronica Mars does a better job of holding men accountable, the importance of a mystery having a conclusion, Veronica and Spencer as ambiguously queer characters, what it means to investigate your family, and where the Liars might be in their thirties. Spoilers abound for Veronica Mars season 4!

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In this grab bag bonus ep, we're debriefing a few things post season 2 finale. We talk about the not unwelcome news of The Perfectionists' cancellation, spend some time celebrating Maya St. Germain, discuss how her death serves as a canary in the coal mine for so many other plot points, ponder how Spencer and Mona might have benefitted from their own Maya-type character, and look forward to the many wonderful Vanderjesus moments to come.

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