In this episode, we’re captaining a new ship with episodes 3 and 4 of The Perfectionists. We talk the end of Emison, the spectacular rise of Monison, current theories on the mystery, our frustration with Dylan/Blandrew, which new characters have potential, and who we hope Mona’s chess partner might be. 

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In this episode, we’re playing chess with episode two of the Perfectionists: Sex, Lies and Alibis. We talk this episode’s offscreen Liar check-ins, Ali and Mona’s exciting connection and respective growth, Claire Hotchkiss’s vaguely queer B & E, the potential secret straightness of Dylan, the significance of the female authority figures, and our hopes for the series moving forward. 

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In this episode, we’re blackmailing a predator (really, take your pick) with the fantastically action-packed season 1 finale, For Whom the Bell Tolls. We talk Vandermarin’s cheek kiss heard ’round the world, the Liars’ compelling confrontation with Jenna, Hanna and Emily being adorable, Spencer’s terrifying brush with death, whether or not Ian should have actually killed Alison, which season finale ranks highest in our esteem, and our favorite ship of season 15A, Alex Drake/Antoinette Dupree.

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In this episode, we’re taking a trip to Beacon Heights with the pilot of Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists. We talk the welcome return of Vanderjesus, whether or not Emison is actually over, this episode’s structural and script issues, the troubling state of the queer representation, which PLL couples could be the parents of the new Perfectionists characters, our hardcore shipping of Mona and Ali, and just what Alex and Mary Drake might be up to in France.

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In this bonus episode, we have a not-so-brief chat about what The Perfectionists could possibly have in store for us. We ponder whether Alison and Mona will be acknowledged as queer, how the various characters might interact and intersect, if any of the other Liars will show up, and what explanation we may or may not get about the dissolution of Emison. We share some hopes and fears about what this series might do for—or more accurately, do to—a couple of our PLL faves. We’ll be back this weekend to talk about the pilot. See you on the other side!

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In this episode, we’re getting spooked at the Founders' Festival with Monsters in the End. We talk Aria’s incredibly teenage response to seeing a picture of Ezra with another woman on his Website Page, Mona’s letter destruction and possible vibrator purchases, the pros and cons of Samara (who may or may not look like Kristen Bell), Spencer dealing with Ian and Melissa’s Performative Heterosexuality, the Liars stumbling onto evidence of the NAT Club via Emily’s convenient memory, and the unspeakable horror of Prezria’s bag mask selfie.

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This week, we’re hiding evidence with Someone to Watch Over Me. We talk Aria’s troubling fascination with her parents’ sex life, Emily dealing with both real and pretend heterosexual nonsense, Spencer getting some great character moments and some not-so-great Toby ones, Byron playing the infuriating role of Rational Man, Caleb’s betrayal culminating in the slap heard 'round the world, and Paige finding the courage to say it out loud in a truly glorious scene.

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In this episode, we're singing queer-aoke with A Person of Interest! We talk PLL’s troubling attitudes toward therapy, Aria’s Jenna Thing guilt, Emily being the Alison in Paily’s relationship, our theories about Ashley’s past, Spoby’s Scrabble characterizations, and just how mad Mona must have been when Haleb got hot and heavy in the tent.

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In this episode, we’re auditioning for The Badass Seed. We talk Mona’s triumphant return to the show (and our hearts), Aria’s silly hat and even sillier behavior as stage manager, Prezra’s masturbatory man date with Byron, Jenna’s legit creepy flute composition, Spencer and Emily’s Toby timeshare, and Haleb getting the ultimate romantic moment with their post-shower camera spin kiss. 

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